When You & Your Friends Get At Chicks, How Do You Divvy Up Who Gets The Fine One?

[DaChampIsHere]

My friends and I are all texting in our Groupme group about when we would go out together and get at wimmenz in groups like at the club or on vacation, at a party, etc. I'm just wondering how other guys do it.

Everyone in my circle is pretty self-aware. We been hangin' out long enough and we are blunt enough with each other to the point where we know the hierarchy of things (not in a bad way). I just be wonderin' how other guys do it

Like do any of you have that awkward homeboy who always has to ruin it for everyone because he can't have the finest one? Or that ugly friend who's always coming on too strong?

We are all generally good looking fellows with nice personalities, dress game proper. I got one friend who is one the chubby side, but he was once a very handsome dude and he's funny as fukk so he doesn't hamper up the game or anything. He a funny ass crunchy black nikka. He don't let his get stop him from gettin' at hoes

I spit the best game and I dress the best too, plus I don't be givin' a fukk so I'm usually the one that makes the initial point of approach to chicks for everyone, so naturally I get my pickings first.

But sometimes I switch this out with my 2 homeboys if a chick is giving them signals first or if they got the connect poppin'. They be rackin' 'em in too

Then a couple of them just be chillin' and take what's in between or whatever

I can't say that my chubby friend has ever had to slay some straight up ug-mos, but he don't mind takin' one for the team. He knows the deal, he got a girl, so it's really like he's gettin' extra cherries on his sundae anyway. We are usually on point enough to score him something that's kinda nice though

We did/do this shyt so much that we are able to do it on the fly now just in regular public places during the day like the mall, or outside of a restaurant, etc. We'll see a group of girls walkin'. We don't even have to take time plot out who's getting what. Either one of the 3 of us that be pullin' 'e in gonna make the first move and then every body eatin' from there.

My crew

 

[JP_614]

Who ever talk to the fine one first

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Normally whoever has the balls to go talk to them first..

But in reality in my clique we know the pecking order. We not gonna sendmy potna who just got off lock to go holla at the dime in the Galleria. We keep it realistic because if one of us win, we automatically gonna put the homies on her homegirls. You gotta put ya pride aside sometimes. but if somebody is really diggin a chick. We ain't gon stop them

 

[Blown Moon]

Honestly my best friend and I started to exclude the rest of the group when we went hunting for women. After college they couldn't keep up with us, so they got cut. They can't dress, don't know how to act around women who aren't ratchet and they're cheap af; I hate it had to be them but they had to go. We never went up to a group of women unless they had two fine targets. If there was just one girl we both wanted, we'd just stay away from each other and approach her at different times, which led to the best wins and sour ls.

Homie- Man that bytch shut me down, what about you?

Me- Oh me? I pulled her

and vice versa but I'll admit I took the worse L by far.

I saw a beautiful east African girl and approached her but she said she had a man, so I stepped off. Fast forward a couple of hours and I'm in the car waiting for the homie, he calls and says he's about to leave the club and he has a girl that's dtf and to pull up front and scoop him. I pull up and of course its that lying bytch with him. She hops in the back seat and hits me with a "heeeey" my nikka figures out whats going on by the face and the death grip I have on the steering wheel. We get to her crib and I had to wait for this man to finish fukking her while I'm on the couch all alone. That's that shyt that makes your soul burn slow

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Usually whoever goes for her first... but me and my buddy Flip haven't ever really had conflict on this one. If one of us happens to call "dibs" somehow, we're both pretty mature and remind ourselves that we live in Southern California, with beautiful women abound.
@No_bammer_weed

 

[MidniteJay]

My homies and I settle the matter with death matches

Last man standing gets the broad. Not too many homies left though...

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Honestly my best friend and I started to exclude the rest of the group when we went hunting for women. After college they couldn't keep up with us, so they got cut. They can't dress, don't know how to act around women who aren't ratchet and they're cheap af; I hate it had to be them but they had to go. We never went up to a group of women unless they had two fine targets. If there was just one girl we both wanted, we'd just stay away from each other and approach her at different times, which led to the best wins and sour ls.

Homie- Man that bytch shut me down, what about you?

Me- Oh me? I pulled her

and vice versa but I'll admit I took the worse L by far.

I saw a beautiful east African girl and approached her but she said she had a man, so I stepped off. Fast forward a couple of hours and I'm in the car waiting for the homie, he calls and says he's about to leave the club and he has a girl that's dtf and to pull up front and scoop him. I pull up and of course its that lying bytch with him. She hops in the back seat and hits me with a "heeeey" my nikka figures out whats going on by the face and the death grip I have on the steering wheel. We get to her crib and I had to wait for this man to finish fukking her while I'm on the couch all alone. That's that shyt that makes your soul burn slow

@ This story.

 

[Blown Moon]

Usually whoever goes for her first... but me and my buddy Flip haven't ever really had conflict on this one. If one of us happens to call "dibs" somehow, we're both pretty mature and remind ourselves that we live in Southern California, with beautiful women abound.
@No_bammer_weed

What if Flip tries to call dibs on all the bad ones?

Me and my bro have done everything from stiff arm each other and speed walk to the target, to getting homegirls to run up on the other one mid game and act like a pissed off bm for a drink. There's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

What if Flip tries to call dibs on all the bad ones?

Me and my bro have done everything from stiff arm each other and speed walk to the target, to getting homegirls to run up on the other one mid game and act like a pissed off bm for a drink. There's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting.

You're only allowed dibs on one. Stiff arming and tactics like that aren't usually employed by us...

 

[1thouwow]

 

[Fmju]

What if Flip tries to call dibs on all the bad ones?

Me and my bro have done everything from stiff arm each other and speed walk to the target, to getting homegirls to run up on the other one mid game and act like a pissed off bm for a drink. There's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting.

yes there is.

Y'all cruddy as shyt. Let that boy cook and vice versa

To answer op it's usually either whoever talks to who her first, you can call dibs all you want but if you don't say nothing it's not gettin you no drawers and you blockin your homeboy from possibly fukkin.

 

[Blown Moon]

You're only allowed dibs on one. Stiff arming and tactics like that aren't usually employed by us...

Must be nice, it was a cot damn battle for me every weekend.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

It just depends who is giving who the best singals. I have one homie who is straight ruthless though. Dude is a model and doesn't give a fukk.


I thought I had game but his shyt is on another level. 5 minutes in the coversation with he'll say some slick shyt like "So are you going home with me or not " and the chicks are usually bout it.

Even her home girls were like

 

[A.V.]

Honestly my best friend and I started to exclude the rest of the group when we went hunting for women. After college they couldn't keep up with us, so they got cut. They can't dress, don't know how to act around women who aren't ratchet and they're cheap af; I hate it had to be them but they had to go. We never went up to a group of women unless they had two fine targets. If there was just one girl we both wanted, we'd just stay away from each other and approach her at different times, which led to the best wins and sour ls.

Homie- Man that bytch shut me down, what about you?

Me- Oh me? I pulled her

and vice versa but I'll admit I took the worse L by far.

I saw a beautiful east African girl and approached her but she said she had a man, so I stepped off. Fast forward a couple of hours and I'm in the car waiting for the homie, he calls and says he's about to leave the club and he has a girl that's dtf and to pull up front and scoop him. I pull up and of course its that lying bytch with him. She hops in the back seat and hits me with a "heeeey" my nikka figures out whats going on by the face and the death grip I have on the steering wheel. We get to her crib and I had to wait for this man to finish fukking her while I'm on the couch all alone. That's that shyt that makes your soul burn slow

Dapped for honesty.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Honestly my best friend and I started to exclude the rest of the group when we went hunting for women. After college they couldn't keep up with us, so they got cut. They can't dress, don't know how to act around women who aren't ratchet and they're cheap af; I hate it had to be them but they had to go. We never went up to a group of women unless they had two fine targets. If there was just one girl we both wanted, we'd just stay away from each other and approach her at different times, which led to the best wins and sour ls.

Homie- Man that bytch shut me down, what about you?

Me- Oh me? I pulled her

and vice versa but I'll admit I took the worse L by far.

I saw a beautiful east African girl and approached her but she said she had a man, so I stepped off. Fast forward a couple of hours and I'm in the car waiting for the homie, he calls and says he's about to leave the club and he has a girl that's dtf and to pull up front and scoop him. I pull up and of course its that lying bytch with him. She hops in the back seat and hits me with a "heeeey" my nikka figures out whats going on by the face and the death grip I have on the steering wheel. We get to her crib and I had to wait for this man to finish fukking her while I'm on the couch all alone. That's that shyt that makes your soul burn slow

fukkin hillarious