When You & Your Friends Get At Chicks, How Do You Divvy Up Who Gets The Fine One?

[Sad Bunny]

dope thread

i always take the pawgs or the girls most likely to fukk on the first night

 

[#1 pick]

When I had a lot of friends, n*ggas knew I got that bad chick. It didn't matter, that was what's going to happen but the times the bad one wasn't interested, I wasn't tryna be no team player. Said f**k it. I prefer to feed myself and not worry about others.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

dope thread

i always take the pawgs or the girls most likely to fukk on the first night

I wasn't tryna be no team player. Said f**k it. I prefer to feed myself and not worry about others.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

that "taking one for the team" shyt is some bullshyt. if i don't want to fukk a girl, i won't fukk her. and if my friend doesn't recognize that and respect that, he can kiss my ass. i'd never expect one of my friends to fukk some girl they didn't want to fukk...

 

[Blacsmiff]

that "taking one for the team" shyt is some bullshyt. if i don't want to fukk a girl, i won't fukk her. and if my friend doesn't recognize that and respect that, he can kiss my ass. i'd never expect one of my friends to fukk some girl they didn't want to fukk...

Taking one for the team is seen as an opportunity to do some heroic shyt for ya boy which you can exploit later on. She might have been a 6, nikka gone act like he was forced to fukk a dead animal.

"Remember when I fukked that whale with the ugly ass grill so you could get in that other ho's drawls? ... say breh, can you borrow me a 100? "

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Brehs brehs...

The fine one isn't always the best one, ya dig?

Usually, I just keep quiet and out of sight until I get a good sense of what's what.

Then I scoop in like Batman and take my prey. I'm by far the smoothest and best looking of my friends, so it's not hard.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Taking one for the team is seen as an opportunity to do some heroic shyt for ya boy which you can exploit later on. She might have been a 6, nikka gone act like he was forced to fukk a dead animal.

"Remember when I fukked that whale with the ugly ass grill so you could get in that other ho's drawls? ... say breh, can you borrow me a 100? "

i don't do favors for favors. if i'm going to help someone out, i do it without expecting to get anything in return. that's why if i decide not to fukk a girl, i just won't fukk her, even if my friend wants me to so he can get his. bottom line, i'm not fukking a bytch i don't want to fukk. call me snobbish or prude but at least i can say i always get what i want...

 

[Roaden Polynice]

What if Flip tries to call dibs on all the bad ones?

Me and my bro have done everything from stiff arm each other and speed walk to the target, to getting homegirls to run up on the other one mid game and act like a pissed off bm for a drink. There's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting.

You sound desperate as fukk g.

 

[Action Jackson]

If we went to get at a group of them we usually let the females decide where they wanna line up. My closest friends weren't the over bearing type of dudes. We just chill with them, have some fun and you'd start to figure out who's feeling who. The pecking order has a lot to do with it too.. But one of my boys doesn't know his limits. He'll shoot at the finest one first then bounce to the rest as he gets denied until he ends up with the slam hog.


It always comes down to me or my brother getting the finest one though.

 

[Blown Moon]

You sound desperate as fukk g.

I had women on deck at most times during this p*ssy competition, just because of how active I was. Goofy, yes but desperate

We were just having fun out there.




*edit* I sound like the typical coli nikka right here, I lol'd at myself when I read this back

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I had women on deck at most times during this p*ssy competition, just because of how active I was. Goofy, yes but desperate

We were just having fun out there.

nikka, you flat out said there's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting and now you're trying to say that your approach isn't one built on desperation? i mean, do you really expect people to believe that you're only coming off as goofy when your desperation and cutthroat-like nature has already been revealed?

 

[Black Magisterialness]

"He who dares wins"

 

[Gunshi]

simple....let the bytch choose

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Me: I got da one in da purple top.

Homie 1: Aite, imma get at her friend wit da short hair.

Homie 2: Coo, lemme at da short thick one behind her.

And if it just so happens one of us takes an L wit one of em we just kim and let da otha homies continue to put in work wit dey chosen prey. Keep dat shyt pretty simple. I don't roll wit no sodium laced bish nikkas so dere's never a prollem.

 

[Blown Moon]

nikka, you flat out said there's no good sportsmanship in p*ssy hunting and now you're trying to say that your approach isn't one built on desperation? i mean, do you really expect people to believe that you're only coming off as goofy when your desperation and cutthroat-like nature has already been revealed?

This is my best friend here. All the "cutthroat" shyt we did to each other for women, was just so we could hold that shyt over the others head. Maybe were strange but we like to make fun of each other and what better way than one upping the other over p*ssy? I don't see how it could be called desperation when you really don't care if you get her or not. Like I said earlier it was just like playing 2k, if I lose, I'm annoyed because I have to listen to shyt talk for about 30 minutes and then it's done. Point out the desperation in that, and don't strain your shoulder with all the reaching.