When You & Your Friends Get At Chicks, How Do You Divvy Up Who Gets The Fine One?

BruhMayne

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that "taking one for the team" shyt is some bullshyt. if i don't want to fukk a girl, i won't fukk her. and if my friend doesn't recognize that and respect that, he can kiss my ass. i'd never expect one of my friends to fukk some girl they didn't want to fukk...

I hear u but to me taking one for the team only meant pacifying a potential cockblocker. You can easily do this without fukking the chick
 

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This is my best friend here. All the "cutthroat" shyt we did to each other for women, was just so we could hold that shyt over the others head. Maybe were strange but we like to make fun of each other and what better way than one upping the other over p*ssy? I don't see how it could be called desperation when you really don't care if you get her or not. Like I said earlier it was just like playing 2k, if I lose, I'm annoyed because I have to listen to shyt talk for about 30 minutes and then it's done. Point out the desperation in that, and don't strain your shoulder with all the reaching. :comeon:

honestly, now it just sounds lame...
 

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I hear u but to me taking one for the team only meant pacifying a potential cockblocker. You can easily do this without fukking the chick

yeah, but i won't do. i don't care. i might unintentionally pacify a potential cockblocker but rarely will i do it intentionally because there's nothing in it for me and the truth is, if my people can't eat then i just won't eat either (i'mma get some sort of play though regardless). hence why i said in my first post i don't like to do the team effort situation in order to get play from girls. i'm more likely to "take on" a group by myself instead of waiting for backup...
 

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Didn't know it sucked to have friends who like to go outside where women are

Some nikkas just really try to hard. Ole wanna be contrarian ass nikka :shaq2:

Anyways I might need to get a new crew of nikkas, these nikkas dont understand the concept of putting ur mans on and shyt (but Ive known these nikkas for too long:to:). Every party, social event or whatever we all just do our oen seperate thing, Im always the one tryna make group efforts for shyt (just cause that shyt is fun, when you and ur nikkas all fukking a circle of friends), but these nikka be tryna hit me with the :shaq2: why you stay tryna make these team moves. Even when these nikkas get solo joints, Im always like ask her if she can bring her friends through (not all my nikkas are like that but a couple of them).

Im tryna get these nikkas to get with the program SOON though, especially in preparation for this spring break trip we got planned
 

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yeah, but i won't do. i don't care. i might unintentionally pacify a potential cockblocker but rarely will i do it intentionally because there's nothing in it for me and the truth is, if my people can't eat then i just won't eat either (i'mma get some sort of play though regardless). hence why i said in my first post i don't like to do the team effort situation in order to get play from girls. i'm more likely to "take on" a group by myself instead of waiting for backup...

I bet you drink a lot of Dos Equis.
 

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How would y'all handle a situation like this?

It was me and 3 of my other homies at this party late last semester. We all doing my seperate thing, and Im on one really feeling myself and book like 3 joints in the party (not a single one of them went to my school, and they lived far as shyt :shaq2: but thats besides the point). Anyways at the end of the party one of my homies is outside with this one girl and her group of friends and they wanted a ride back to campus:gladbron:.

Lucky for us one of the homies had driven us there in a BM truck (SUV) so it was alot of space in the trunk where ppl could sit. So Im with the homie with the girl like yeah nikka tell her we got space. Me and dude start walking with the 3 bytches tryna look for the car and our other 3 nikkas (yea 2 nikkas was goin be short, well one was just a friend of ours and not really w/ da clique).

So im rapping to one joint while we walking, my homie got his joint wrapped around his arm, and other shorty just there. So we finally meet at the car w/ the other homies and Im tryna be a gentlemen and offer the bytches the seats while me and the homies sit in the trunk but they decline and say they'll take the trunk.

The main homie who knew the girls was the DD for the night so his joint got to ride shotgun. The other 2 nikkas were in the back seats and Im tryna get in the trunk with the 2 bytches so I can continue spitting game but the one homie who aint put in no work decides to hop in the trunk with them (he was a lil drunk so I wasnt tryna argue). So Im like fukk it and take the last seat in the back. Luckily for me, my one homie in the trunk starts spitting at the other girl that I wasnt rapping to. Fast forward, we get back on campus drop the mutual friend off then drop the girls off. My ass stays in the car (:snoop:) and never get out to get the girl I was rapping too's number (I dropped the bal BIG TIME on that one, idk what I was thinking :snoop:).

The homie in the trunk gets the girl he was talking too's number. When we get back to our apartment we realized we loafed by not inviting them back to the spot. But then me and these nikkas get to arguing about these bytches (who looks better). I end up telling the nikka in the trunk that his shorty was the worst looking one :umad: and he hit me with the :stopitslime: saying she was the best looking one.:usure: He gets her name and friends her on fb and realizes she not what he thought.

The NEXT wekend rolls around and Im like we gotta make a play at these bytches and tell dude to holla at his shorty and invite her over with her friends. This nikka starts complaining talking about some "Nah soon, she aint that tight mane, she not what I thought she was". Im heated like come on nikka, like you chose her main, yea I fukked up by not getting my joints number but dont bam nikka :damn:. HIT HER ASS UP. Even mutual female friends of ours were saying he should just take one for the team. He reluctantly hollas at shorty (who is on his dikk btw) but she says they had to goto a mutual friends bday dinner like an 45 min away and said they might come through afterwards. They didnt come through and this was the last weekend before finals so we nevr could set it up. But next semester that nikka better be ON BOARD, I still got the other homie (who is loafing on his joint btw).

Damn that was alot that I typed :whew:
 

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Honestly my best friend and I started to exclude the rest of the group when we went hunting for women. After college they couldn't keep up with us, so they got cut. They can't dress, don't know how to act around women who aren't ratchet and they're cheap af; I hate it had to be them but they had to go. We never went up to a group of women unless they had two fine targets. If there was just one girl we both wanted, we'd just stay away from each other and approach her at different times, which led to the best wins and sour ls.

Homie- :shaq2:Man that bytch shut me down, what about you?

Me- Oh me? I pulled her:youngsabo:

and vice versa but I'll admit I took the worse L by far.

I saw a beautiful east African girl and approached her but she said she had a man, so I stepped off. Fast forward a couple of hours and I'm in the car waiting for the homie, he calls and says he's about to leave the club and he has a girl that's dtf and to pull up front and scoop him. I pull up and of course its that lying bytch with him. She hops in the back seat and hits me with a :skip: "heeeey" my nikka figures out whats going on by the :beli: face and the death grip I have on the steering wheel. We get to her crib and I had to wait for this man to finish fukking her while I'm on the couch all alone. That's that shyt that makes your soul burn slow:to:

:pachaha: :russ: God damn my nikka


:salute: for keeping it 200. i respect when nikkas keep it gucci on here vs. cats who spread ducktales everytime they post. sometimes you take that L :manny:
 
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