When Your Cousin/Nieces Enter Their bytch Phase

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Trey songs and chris brown taking the innersense out of these youngings one smash hit at a time. Bet she luh dem itunes :usure: :mjcry:

if you got a group of nieces/cousins bet they be ondemand like "nae nae-nae nae :mjcry:
Shuts getting to deep. Once their gone. What do you do
 

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Serious discussion question: Once I have a child, what can I do about this phase besides monitoring their phone and not allowing social media till 13? Do I enroll them in hella sports and extra curriculars?
 

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Serious discussion question: Once I have a child, what can I do about this phase besides monitoring their phone and not allowing social media till 13? Do I enroll them in hella sports and extra curriculars?
Dedicate as much time to them as possible even if you're exhausted from work.
 

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Man... I have a cousin, she's 12, and every one of her fukking Facebook posts are about how men ain't shyt and how she needs a man who's gonna be by her side when she needs him, and then the rest are fukking selfies. :snoop:

I blame my Aunt and Uncle for encouraging that shyt by saying it's "cute puppy love". But, I also blame these simp nikkas out here who have these broads realizing that they can get attention by posting a bunch of half-assed photos of themselves on the internet. Most of these girls who I see nikkas lusting after on Facebook aren't even all that fly in real life.
 

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Casually referring to preteen girls as bytches and hoes :what:
bytch like having an attitude characteristic of a bytch.

I never referred to my niece as a hoe but there are kids who probably are. Life is hard that way.



Long as it ain't in my family though.

Also I'm talking to adults not children so I can be a little more loose with it.

It's possible you're low key simping the woman you quoted and don't realize it bruh.
 

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Dedicate as much time to them as possible even if you're exhausted from work.
I don't see how smothering them is going to help with this generation selfie-mentality. I was an independent child, I needed that space and privacy to sort out my identity and thoughts. I never had a thot period or a disrespectful period, and my parents were always working multiple jobs and just wanted my brother and I out of their hair. I think it is because I rolled with other girls who were also always into sports and our priorities centered around tourneys and playbooks. But I don't know if group sports even offer that type of environment anymore.

I'd like to be able to teach my kid (regardless of gender) that the universe does not center around them, that their lives are not part of a reality show, that instant gratification is not really gratifying and that interaction with real life humans is more enriching than doing it virtually. But I can't really do that if his/her friends aren't reinforcing the same values. It's easy to move to a good school district for academics, but harder to find the social groups where the students' parents share similar value/child discipline practices.
 

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I don't see how smothering them is going to help with this generation selfie-mentality. I was an independent child, I needed that space and privacy to sort out my identity and thoughts. I never had a thot period or a disrespectful period, and my parents were always working multiple jobs and just wanted my brother and I out of their hair. I think it is because I rolled with other girls who were also always into sports and our priorities centered around tourneys and playbooks. But I don't know if group sports even offer that type of environment anymore.

I'd like to be able to teach my kid (regardless of gender) that the universe does not center around them, that their lives are not part of a reality show, that instant gratification is not really gratifying and that interaction with real life humans is more enriching than doing it virtually. But I can't really do that if his/her friends aren't reinforcing the same values. It's easy to move to a good school district for academics, but harder to find the social groups where the students' parents share similar value/child discipline practices.
If that works for you ok. I'm more on that family tip where we spend our free time together and are a tight unit not all separate in our own worlds.

In 2014 kids don't get computers in their rooms
 
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