When Your Moms Calls To Say She Nearly Home....

[london]

....And you forgot to defrost the chicken, for dinner

Spoiler

 

[BocaRear]

When you ask yo moms for McDonalds & she says there's rice at home

 

[Regine Hunter]

When you ask yo moms for McDonalds & she says there's rice at home

universal strife of the african child in the west

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

When you ask your mom to take you to the mall to do some school shopping and she takes you to the swap meet in the old mall and buy you nike jeans......Knowing damn well nike don't make jeans!!

 

[Flay Mayweather]

I thought this thread was about kicking shorty out the crib before moms come home

I got the GOAT mom. I always had the free and I never kept my door unlocked

 

[ThugLife]

When your homeboy bend down to tie his shoe

 

[london]

When your moms calls you downstairs, then tell you to go up to get something for her

 

[ThugLife]

When you and ya lil brother bout to hop in the bubble bath

what the....

 

[BocaRear]

what the....

:SHAQMAD:

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

:SHAQMAD:

Yooooooo!!!!!!

 

[Green negs and spam]

You're English why are you spelling "mom" like that?

 

[Mac Tyson]

When ur mom comes home earlier than u expected and u in the house gettin high with ur friends and u hear her unlockin the door

 

[london]

You're English why are you spelling "mom" like that?

I'm translating to american

 

[skokiaan]

When you ask your mom to take you to the mall to do some school shopping and she takes you to the swap meet in the old mall and buy you nike jeans......Knowing damn well nike don't make jeans!!

When your homeboy bend down to tie his shoe

this was unexpected..so wrong yet so

you lot are some funny c*ntz

 

[CHILLL]

defrost?