When Your Moms Calls To Say She Nearly Home....

[ChrisDorner]

keep this thread alive this is goat

 

[ChrisDorner]

When you get in trouble at school and later that afternoon your mom answer the phone like "hello? yes, this is his mother.."

 

[Rozay Oro]

When your homeboy bend down to tie his shoe

fukk you mean homeboy

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

When ur mom comes home earlier than u expected and u in the house gettin high with ur friends and u hear her unlockin the door

What make this shyt funnier is this happened to me and I ran in the closet, like this wasn't my house and I didn't just leave my friends with a lit blunt on the couch.

 

[ChrisDorner]

One time I was fukkin my girl and the garage door opened

I was like "fukk.. fukk..." had her go outside the front door like she was just arriving, my mom bought it but my dad was like

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

When your mom comes home early while you're skipping school. Feeling like When you barely made it underneath the bed. When she starts calling your name because she got a letter in the mail saying you've been skipping school. Feeling like when she checks under the bed looking like

 

[ChrisDorner]

Feeling like when she checks under the bed looking like

the thought of a nikkas mom finding him hiding under his bed

 

[#StarkSet]

When your homeboy bend down to tie his shoe

@Yung Yogurt

you gon let this man take your homo jokes?

 

[Vonte3000]

When your momma whoop you and your sister's ass for breakin somethin and then dad comes home and admits he did it.

and she just walks off and don't even say sorry

Why momma We kept sayin we ain't do that shyt

 

[london]

When you can hear your moms in your bedroom, and your praying that she don't find your drug stash...

 

[Ohene]

When you ask yo moms for McDonalds & she says there's rice at home

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MAN!!!!!

I thought OP was gonna say you aint wash the dishes yet but yall killin me

 

[The God Poster]

When you take it out of the freezer and let it set for a few hours, until it's ready to cook

*Thaw*

 

[ChrisDorner]

When your mom smell smoke in the house and she search your room and you pray you hid your shyt well enough

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

the thought of a nikkas mom finding him hiding under his bed

that happened to my lil brother. He actually got out of the house and ran good mile away. Unfortunately my mom was a track star in high school and she broke some records, so needless to say she caught him and beat that ass.

 

[Ohene]

When your moms calls you downstairs, then tell you to go up to get something for her

or when they see you run up stairs and wait til your at the top to call you