When your mom finds your piss bottle beside your bed
When Your Moms Calls To Say She Nearly Home....
- Thread starter london
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This shyt hits close to homeWhen your mom finds your piss bottle beside your bed
I got caught on multiple occasions too.
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
When your mum waits until you're just about to leave the house before she asks you to wash the dishes 
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
I can't really explain but it's one of the benefits of having meat
sometimes I didn't feel like leaving my room in the middle of the night, floor creeking, and my dad busting out the other room with a shotty.
When u kno ur mom bout to get that call from school for sumthin u did so u being extra good in the meantime doin the dishes etc. She be like
Wen ur mom gets her weapons... its just a belt or a shoe but to u it feel like she pullin out these things
When ur momma gets called to school and instead of agreein with the principal she cusses him out
When ur mom catches u in the mall... during school hours
Wen ur mom gets her weapons... its just a belt or a shoe but to u it feel like she pullin out these things
When ur momma gets called to school and instead of agreein with the principal she cusses him out
When ur mom catches u in the mall... during school hours
Randy Marsh
what seems to be the officer, problem?
when you come home and ya mom getting hit from behind on the couch by a nikka that ain't ya daddy...
Vonte3000
Chance 3 :wow: :blessed:
when you come home and ya mom getting hit from behind on the couch by a nikka that ain't ya daddy...
What bro?
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
when your mom realizes you've out grown her whoopings. 
When she says she going to tell your dad when he get home that you bucked up to her.
Ma stop playing ma.. nooo momma I'm sorry
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I was a lazy kidthis actually made sure if i overslept i didn't miss out of some Saturday morning cartoons
. Preferred to sleep in and catch them round 9-10
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
When your mum doesn't tell you that you're gonna have to cook your own dinner until after you've come home and walked past several grocery stores 