When Your Moms Calls To Say She Nearly Home....

[jwinfield]

that happened to my lil brother. He actually got out of the house and ran good mile away. Unfortunately my mom was a track star in high school and she broke some records, so needless to say she caught him and beat that ass.

At your brother getting chased down like

 

[Vilified not verified]

"wait till i tell your father "

 

[EffedUp]

When your mom starts vacuuming and shyt at 8:00 on a Saturday morning

In my family, it's my dad that does that kind of shyt. He gets up early so he'll clean or start building shyt early.
It'll be 6:00 in the morning, and all of a sudden you hear the damn power saw going off. Meanwhile, I'm like...

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

When your moms is in the kitchen screaming for your little brother to come here....


when she swat kicks your door open and says I know your black ass heard me calling you!!