Where was God ?

[Lewis Black]

He had a demon in his own house but he was nowhere to be seen

400 years and he still ignoring black folks ( and everybody else)

Let me guess this ain't gods fault it's free will


It's the devils work


God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles


Gods just testing us


God guided them to heaven


God works in mysterious ways

 

[Heafcliffe]

Not biased either way, but the irony is something tho.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

It's always fun to see the new hot topic that the Coli focuses on.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Might not end well...

 

[Jen The Prude]

God is real but so is the devil unfortunately.

 

[Panther]

 

[Anti-Anime]

We must not have been praying hard enough I heard god has bad hearing

 

[Mandarin Duck]

God is real but so is the devil unfortunately.

I'm agnostic, but explain this to me.
God gave the Devil just enough power to do evil things? Why?

 

[NSSVO]

We gotta pray EXTRA hard. Harder then everyone else.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

God is real but so is the devil unfortunately.

If dat's da case then God been gettin bodied.

 

[calixprynce]

I hope the atheists are puttin as much effort into arming . I recommend the FN FAL or FN SCAR

 

[Jen The Prude]

If dat's da case then God been gettin bodied.

Nah, he's just all about the long game.

The devil, on the other hand simply follows the Cersei Lannister script. Never thinks ahead.


Anyway, I'm muslim though. My people aren't weak.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Everytime I talk to God, I seem to leave the Big Homie speechless

I must be talking that profound, real shit

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Nah, he's just all about the long game.

The devil, on the other hand simply follows the Cersei Lannister script. Never thinks ahead.

And as a human, you know da mindframe of a celestial being how exactly?

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Where was God when my hairline started movin back