Which Coli poster legitimately fits ur SO criteria

[DrX]

yall nikkas simp these chicks 24/7.....none of these chicks gonna give yall p*ssy

 

[Imlinkin]

I fux with your comments... But er umm...you put a lot of thought into that huh breh?...spent a long time on that my dude

Criteria of chicks that would be worth flying in to make sweet passionate love to:

1. No children.
2. Make over $35,000/year.
3. Live alone.
4. Own or lease a late model vehicle.
5. Aren't crazy.
6. Aren't crazy.
7. Darker than a paper bag.
8. Lighter than a paper bag.
9. Shaved and washed clean.
10. Have less than $15,000 worth of debt if not a homeowner.
11. Mother is dead/incapacitated beyond speech.
12. Is not a feminist.
13. Is not fat.
14. Drinks alcohol.
15. Uses birth control.
16. Hates children.
17. Does not have an STD.
18. Hates southern hip hop.
19. Has no immediate siblings in/recently released from prison.
20. Does not ever want children or marriage.

 

[Imlinkin]

Im new here...are brehs actually meeting and smashing these coli chicks?

If not...Why dont yall just ask em to show tidday pics in one of these threads.. it'd be a lot more useful than caking id say.

Coli cuffin season in full effect ..

 

[King Kreole]

yall nikkas simp these chicks 24/7.....none of these chicks gonna give yall p*ssy

 

[Imlinkin]

Word? No LSA, no spilling hot tea but brehs are smashing?

 

[Token]

I been tryna get with @krackdagawd for like 3 years now but dude keep curving me I will not be denied.

 

[King Kreole]

Word? No LSA, no spilling hot tea but brehs are smashing?

 

[illadope]

 

[Imlinkin]

Well said..


Glad yall cashin in

 

[Imlinkin]

 

[Strawberry]

@Ness You been makin a lot of gay threads lately...what are you tryin to tell us?

Can you pass me that shirt and get out of the damn closet already


I'm gonna have to go with @Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop but fukk this thread

 

[Deutsche Bank]

I fux with your comments... But er umm...you put a lot of thought into that huh breh?...spent a long time on that my dude

That shyt is basic as hell. Especially for 2015. This is why all that "nikkas aint shyt" rhetoric is hilarious to me. If you've ever talked to an internet chick on the phone you know most of em be on some straight nutcase/loser shyt.
There's already a chick saying she has a 180 IQ and attends Yale, an unemployed chick, and another that doesn't even know how to drive, not to mention a Canadian fake rasta cac chick. There's another cac chick that look good as hell, but she used to be a goddamn dope fiend prostitute.

Flying to chicks or flying them in just to fukk is pathetic, though. Unless you live in Jerkwater, Arkansas or some shyt and can't find basic chicks on the street to fukk.

 

[Imlinkin]

What's good my fakin' Jamaican

I know you got some stories.. You letting rasta coli brehs dig in your strawberry?

@Ness You been makin a lot of gay threads lately...what are you tryin to tell us?

Can you pass me that shirt and get out of the damn closet already


I'm gonna have to go with @Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop but fukk this thread

 

[Imlinkin]

I hear ya but eer...Everyone has problems breh.

Not now and not on thecoli, but back in my day I met more than a few cool chicks online. Even the ones who werent lying online...the ones who were as attractive & educated and financially set as they claimed had serious problems i.e. depression, anxiety, self esteem issues, a sordid past, daddy issues, ocd, chronic bad breath, confused about their sexuality, clingy...twas always something.



My phiolosophy now: Everyone is crazy & fvcked up in some way. You just have to find out to what degree in order to know if you can deal with their particular brand of loony tunes. How could you NOT be mentally fvcked up growing up in this world?

That shyt is basic as hell. Especially for 2015. This is why all that "nikkas aint shyt" rhetoric is hilarious to me. If you've ever talked to an internet chick on the phone you know most of em be on some straight nutcase/loser shyt.
There's already a chick saying she has a 180 IQ and attends Yale, an unemployed chick, and another that doesn't even know how to drive, not to mention a Canadian fake rasta cac chick. There's another cac chick that look good as hell, but she used to be a goddamn dope fiend prostitute.

Flying to chicks or flying them in just to fukk is pathetic, though. Unless you live in Jerkwater, Arkansas or some shyt and can't find basic chicks on the street to fukk.

 

[krackdagawd]

I been tryna get with @krackdagawd for like 3 years now but dude keep curving me I will not be denied.

If I was single you would have got this work