Which Coli poster legitimately fits ur SO criteria

[Deutsche Bank]

Edit: Meant to quote homie first.
Well I apply that checklist to real life, and if a chick meets at least the most fundamental core 10 planks of that list, then we'll see what's up. Income, crib, car, mental health, no kids, not fat, low debt, no diseases, hygiene, birth control.

Any one of those not checked, if I fukk with her it's just temporary, even though she doesn't know that. Eventually I'll start a bullshyt argument and we'll break up. When you spend your youf settling for beautiful wack chicks, you notice a pattern and you learn to silently watch for it.

I'm in the mindframe of GMB, and I've made my rules so stringent that there ain't gonna be no happy accidents. I got too much to lose messing with a bipolar schizo with a big butt and a smile.

 

[Deutsche Bank]

I hear ya but eer...Everyone has problems breh.

Not now and not on thecoli, but back in my day I met more than a few cool chicks online. Even the ones who werent lying online...the ones who were as attractive & educated and financially set as they claimed had serious problems i.e. depression, anxiety, self esteem issues, a sordid past, daddy issues, ocd, chronic bad breath, confused about their sexuality, clingy...twas always something.



My phiolosophy now: Everyone is crazy & fvcked up in some way. You just have to find out to what degree in order to know if you can deal with their particular brand of loony tunes. How could you NOT be mentally fvcked up growing up in this world?

The crazy I'm mainly referring to is dishonesty and jealousy. But if you hold a chick to some particular financial standards, the depths of her lunacy will reveal themselves. If a chick can maintain a level of income and self sufficiency and fiscal responsibility then chances are she'll be manageable in the long run.

But then again I'm a red nikka. Earlier tonight a fat Mexican dude tried to mean mug me cause he thought I was trying to get close to his wife in the store. I had to walk past them 15 minutes later in the frozen foods aisle and the chick looked directly at me and dude just looked at the ground. Big ass rock on her hand too. Get Married Ese's.

 

[Imlinkin]

Life's better with a main lady breh. Mine's annoying but i cant imagine not having her around. You can game her to not need a legal certificate to be with you & obviously you need to keep her in check but its worth it. Dont be jaded breh. Theres sane women out here

Edit: Meant to quote homie first.
Well I apply that checklist to real life, and if a chick meets at least the most fundamental core 10 planks of that list, then we'll see what's up. Income, crib, car, mental health, no kids, not fat, low debt, no diseases, hygiene, birth control.

Any one of those not checked, if I fukk with her it's just temporary, even though she doesn't know that. Eventually I'll start a bullshyt argument and we'll break up. When you spend your youf settling for beautiful wack chicks, you notice a pattern and you learn to silently watch for it.

I'm in the mindframe of GMB, and I've made my rules so stringent that there ain't gonna be no happy accidents. I got too much to lose messing with a bipolar schizo with a big butt and a smile.

 

[Draje]

I don't really have criteria. If we vibe then we vibe.

Chicks that I'd take out for ice cream and chop it up with based off what I've seen - @CinnaSlim @MoonGoddess @Paradise Road @Azul @LethalHips™

I'd beat @Vice Queen kitty like my name was Jerry. I dunno why but she seems pretty genuine but she's mad chill too.

@DarlingNikki is way out of my league but I got vows for her on the off chance I see her on the street

 

[Strawberry]

That shyt is basic as hell. Especially for 2015. This is why all that "nikkas aint shyt" rhetoric is hilarious to me. If you've ever talked to an internet chick on the phone you know most of em be on some straight nutcase/loser shyt.
There's already a chick saying she has a 180 IQ and attends Yale, an unemployed chick, and another that doesn't even know how to drive, not to mention a Canadian fake rasta cac chick. There's another cac chick that look good as hell, but she used to be a goddamn dope fiend prostitute.

Flying to chicks or flying them in just to fukk is pathetic, though. Unless you live in Jerkwater, Arkansas or some shyt and can't find basic chicks on the street to fukk.

tf you goin on about? Rastas have dreads. I have Rasta friends and I chill with them but that doesn't mean I think I'm a Rasta. If I hang out with Jews, does that make me Jewish?

What's good my fakin' Jamaican

I know you got some stories.. You letting rasta coli brehs dig in your strawberry?

Why does everyone wanna know who's teleported to my p*ssy?

And why do you have such a problem with me loving Jamaica? Jamaica's awesome. i love the people, the culture & the vibe. That doesn't mean I think I'm Jamaican.

Coli logic is weird.

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

Ur mom

 

[Imlinkin]

Relax mon..take a hit straw

Have a laugh

Im Jamaican. I was gonna come up to Canada and spray your face with a batch of future reggae singers but I dont know nah mon youre too uptight.

tf you goin on about? Rastas have dreads. I have Rasta friends and I chill with them but that doesn't mean I think I'm a Rasta. If I hang out with Jews, does that make me Jewish?







Why does everyone wanna know who's teleported to my p*ssy?

And why do you have such a problem with me loving Jamaica? Jamaica's awesome. i love the people, the culture & the vibe. That doesn't mean I think I'm Jamaican.

Coli logic is weird.

 

[Imlinkin]

@DarlingNikki[/USER] is way out of my league but I got vows for her on the off chance I see her on the street[/QUOTE]

WTF???!!!

Now that you put the p*ssy on a pedestal you cant even reach it, can you? You need a step ladder now huh breh?

I don't really have criteria. If we vibe then we vibe.

Chicks that I'd take out for ice cream and chop it up with based off what I've seen - @CinnaSlim @MoonGoddess @Paradise Road @Azul @LethalHips™

I'd beat @Vice Queen kitty like my name was Jerry. I dunno why but she seems pretty genuine but she's mad chill too.

@DarlingNikki is way out of my league but I got vows for her on the off chance I see her on the street

 

[Paper Boi]

none because i meet people in real life and don't simp/know coli posters like that.

 

[Draje]

@DarlingNikki[/USER] is way out of my league but I got vows for her on the off chance I see her on the street

WTF???!!!

Now that you put the p*ssy on a pedestal you cant even reach it, can you? You need a step ladder now huh breh?[/QUOTE]

Nah, I'm placing that p*ssy in the clouds along with the rest of her



Stop worrying 'bout my dikk nikka

 

[Family Man]

@Queen

 

[Ness]

@DarlingNikki y u completely ignore my peace offerin

Lets call dis shyt off. U win. My hairline(wut hairline rly? ) is despicable and repugnant.
The goverment tryna purchase space on my bottom lip as real estate.
Ur a black queen and im but a mere jester.

 

[Gold]

Hard to tell without getting to know someone...
but I would say none.

I'm too old school for most people

 

[Sauce Dab]

 

[Imlinkin]

I was just trying to encourage you on some:

You're right, go ahead, tell her she's better than you son. Your mom was right, youre a lame, but youre Our lame. i need to show you that im proud of you just for you being you and not hoping you turn out to be a ladys man like your old man. Im still proud of you boy. Ill let you learn on your own.

WTF???!!!

Now that you put the p*ssy on a pedestal you cant even reach it, can you? You need a step ladder now huh breh?

Nah, I'm placing that p*ssy in the clouds along with the rest of her



Stop worrying 'bout my dikk nikka [/QUOTE]