Which pornstars would you pick for a basketball game? (Piff Jam)

[cyndaquil]

Ummm do they have to still play basketball? Cuz if so I wouldn't pick any women under 5'8

And half these thick ass women yall posted like 5'2 or below...

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Ebony Mystique


Ava Devine - 2k24 version


Sara Jay - 2k24 version


Lela Star - Kim Kardashian Knockoff version


Sybil Stallone



Them implants

 

[Womb Raider]

First play of the season finna be like

 

[Leonard Washington]

First play of the season finna be like

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

First play of the season finna be like

Ain't no cotdamn sympathy.

That's what happens what you've got an AI generated ass and your balance is all off because you fukked up your own weight distribution. Of course, something will give if you try to do anything other than walk, let alone [try to] run whilst dribbling a ball.

A cautionary tale for hoes to stick to handling one type of balls.

 

[broller]

First play of the season finna be like

That's why God makes asses that match their legs. Surgeons trying to cheat physics

 

[Luke Cage]

 

[Hoodoo Child]

First play of the season finna be like

And all you can do is look down, then look over at your bench.