Which religious figure do u think u could fight?

[Billie Jean]

I'm putting the buddha to sleep

 

[Ciggavelli]

No superpowers? Probably Jesus. He looks weak, word to Prodigy

 

[Spiider]

Judas

 

[Blown Moon]

Satan.

I fight him every day already.

 

[CopiousX]

Lowkey I don't think Jesus would fight back. He'd turn his left cheek after my first punch and then find himself chilling with Lazarus


Also Hephaestus is a cripple so I think all the coli Bros could win that fight.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

No superpowers? Probably Jesus. He looks weak, word to Prodigy

I'd knock you the fukk out.

 

[DON MA MA]

Jesus.

1. He let them nail him and whip him. Clearly a high pain tolerance but no defense.
2. When he went off on the corrupt Priest in the temple he just broke stuff and flipped over tables. High distraction, low damage.
3. Put that Mayne ear back on when he deserved to get sliced up, ifykyk. Too nice.

No sense of self preservation, no real squabbles, too forgiving.

He needed less parables and more hands.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Satan.

I fight him every day already.

Evellet ergo quod cecidimus

Spoiler: translation from Latin to English

Pull up and run my fade then

 

[CopiousX]

I'd knock you the fukk out.

The antichrist is upon us

 

[RedBull]

I'd knock you the fukk out.

lay hands on em Lord!!! Amen!

 

[B86]

I want to meet Noah and fight the ark animals against each other like Pokémon

 

[the cac mamba]

Jesus.

1. He let them nail him and whip him. Clearly a high pain tolerance but no defense.

 

[invalid]

For y’all saying Jesus, y’all only seeing him at his first appearance.

But his second appearance….

2 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

Samson, most of us coli idren can slap a bear for its salmon and a gorilla for his bananas.

 

[CopiousX]

I bet you one million dollars I could knock out a pope