White People Can Make BBQ

KING WILL

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BBQing is def a science.

I can fry and especially bake TF outta some food, but I cant do shyt on a grill.

And yea, a lot of white folks actually smoke their foods, which imo is much more easy than bbqing.

Smoking at a low enough temp, or the right temp is basically like using a crock pot.
 

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is there some mystical property to bbq that makes it harder to cook than ordinary food? of course some white people can bbq. it's not rocket science cooking food.
This is thecoli and cacs can only cook unseasoned mayo sandwiches here :birdman:
 

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I've had some great BBQ a white establishments...but the goat BBQ was in Arkansas from my wife's uncle. He has one of those set ups you see in those competitions with his own custom grill/smoker. Was there 4th of July in 2018. I saw him prepare everything the night before and he started smoking his briskets at like 2 in the morning and when I say that was the best BBQ ever it would be an understatement. Everything he did I've copied to the best of my abilities and man my BBQ is so much better for it. It ain't rocket science but it is a science to get it right for everyone to love. I'm on my way to that level.
 

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How hard is it to barbecue meat. A child could do it, as long as an adult is there to start the fire if it's a coal or wood-powered barbecue. If it's gas-powered then a child could do the whole thing by itself.

Step 1. Soak the meat in a marinade of choice overnight.

Step 2. Throw it on the barbecue

Step 3. Flip it occasionally

Step 4. Remove when cooked

It's the most simple and basic way to cook something. I refuse to believe that there is any actual skill involved at barbecuing, that one person can be better at it than somebody else. Even a child could barbecue something as well as the best barbecue chef in the world could
The skill is the same skill with most things in life. Attention and patience.
 

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Black people love to fight this, but this is the only food where cacs win.
Down south brehs just overcook/burn it and just drown it in sauce. Cacs have mastered BBQ to a science.



Call me a cac or c00n all you want :yeshrug:

Its kinda facts. Too many oldheads and hoodnikkas overcook to avoid feeling like a cac that eats "blood".
 

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I dont eat pork so I dont know how they shake out in that area.

Best bbq chicken i ever had was from my homeboy, he mastered that shyt. The best bbq beef i had was by a cac in Austin
 

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They have a different style of bbq, it's just not the same.

It's like comparing Italian food while you're in Rome vs Italian food from new jersey. They're both technically the same thing, but wildly different.

Or like comparing Belgian artisan chocolate to some chocolates you got at some fancy part of town. Again, still technically the same thing but very different.
 

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How hard is it to barbecue meat. A child could do it, as long as an adult is there to start the fire if it's a coal or wood-powered barbecue. If it's gas-powered then a child could do the whole thing by itself.

Step 1. Soak the meat in a marinade of choice overnight.

Step 2. Throw it on the barbecue

Step 3. Flip it occasionally

Step 4. Remove when cooked

It's the most simple and basic way to cook something. I refuse to believe that there is any actual skill involved at barbecuing, that one person can be better at it than somebody else. Even a child could barbecue something as well as the best barbecue chef in the world could
As somebody who got his first smoker about two years ago (I’ve had regular grills before), let me tell you that, Respectfully… you don’t know what the f*** you’re talking about.

Good bbq (I’m not talking about just dropping some chicken or steak on a grill) takes skill, planning and patience.

The temperature that you use and how long you cook at certain temperatures makes a world of difference. Also understanding how to cook certain grades of meat is a task. Then when you start cooking cuts of meat that aren’t the most common, it gets even harder to get a quality results. You can make ribs 5 different ways and they all require differing techniques. Easiest thing to cook is a pork butt, but it takes hours. Making a proper brisket takes 10+ hours and you could still f it up and be eating a dry piece of leather if you don’t prep and monitor it properly.

Do you know when it’s time to pull a brisket? Do you know to do with a brisket after you pull it from the smoker? Do you know how to properly grill a piece of flaky fish?… or how to prepare it?
 
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