Who got some family secrets to let off

Clayton Endicott

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My cousin (8) got bit by the neighbor’s pit bull fall 2021 and the insurance settled with my cousin for 120k summer 2022. His mom and dad (both in deep credit card and mortgage refinance debt) already spent most of the money on used foreign cars and my aunt’s lipo and other bodywork.

My little cousin told my kids he’s rich and his dad promised to take him to Disney land when he turns 10. I don’t even think his settlement will be left in 2 months. :francis:
Same thing happened to my brother in law. He was a kid when he got bit, and was under the impression that the money was in a trust he would get access to when he turned 18. shyt hit the fan when he found out that the money was long gone before he turned 18.
 

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So everyone of you have a
Hol up, I'm seeing a pattern here :patrice:

How come most of y'all are talking about your "cousins"? :comeon:

They're clearly talking about themselves
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My family and I did 23andMe ancestry tests. My parents are related. They share one common ancestor about 7 generations back.

My mom knows and didn't trip because it's only like less than 1%. But Dad doesn't know and she said not to tell him because he'll trip

When I was little my oldest brother used to make me pee in a cup for him to use to pass a drug test a few times
 

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My family and I did 23andMe ancestry tests. My parents are related. They share one common ancestor about 7 generations back.

My mom knows and didn't trip because it's only like less than 1%. But Dad doesn't know and she said not to tell him because he'll trip

When I was little my oldest brother used to make me pee in a cup for him to use to pass a drug test a few times

Are you from the South? Doing genealogy, I see this a lot especially in small southern towns where the black families been there for generations. You end up marrying into many of those same families and everybody is "cousin's" in some way or another.
 

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Are you from the South? Doing genealogy, I see this a lot especially in small southern towns where the black families been there for generations. You end up marrying into many of those same families and everybody is "cousin's" in some way or another.
My Dad's side is from Mississippi, and my Mom's side is from Haiti and Louisiana

The connection probably goes back to one shared ancestor during slavery. Or some cac, we all had 5-6% European
 

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My Dad's side is from Mississippi, and my Mom's side is from Haiti and Louisiana

The connection probably goes back to one shared ancestor during slavery. Or some cac, we all had 5-6% European

My Dad's people from Mississippi and Louisiana the same way. I have female cousin on that side that married a man that had her same surname. Mind you, we have a very unique French surname that comes from only one French (white) family that settled in Louisiana and her husband had the same name. I have an aunt that was saying they weren't related but it's only one family with that name. Doing the genealogy on that line, the family is massive, with the patriarch having about 15 kids, and each of the kids having 10 to 15 kids each and each of their kids having 10 to 15 kids each. The family is massive and it's easy, especially living in the small towns, to marry someone that is a cousin whom you shared a common ancestor with 100+ years ago. It happens quite frequently actually.
 

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I would NEVER betray the confidences of people i love. :whoa:





































:scust:The unfortunate grimy raw sewage filth contaminating my once and otherwise noble bloodline....now that is a whole other story:youngsabo:


Gather round the fire kids. I got some funk to air out my closet for yall entertainment this holiday season:lolbron:


edit: and before anyone start up with the keep that shyt to urself/hold ur L in silence pearl clutchery, just relax:childplease: When u been around as long as me, and been properly humbled and wisened by life, u will learn that there is a thin line between BLOOD and FAMILY. Most pointedly that not all family is always blood, and more sinisterly, blood does not always translate into family.:ufdup:


Most of my actual biological FAMILY is already gone unfortunately, but im carrying on and doing them proud until i see them again:salute:

But i have to be able to look them in the eye when i do see them again,
And for that among many good reasons, i can not and will not ever claim most of the cac and self hating sell out trash that remains. They are no fukkin kin to me. But i am still well informed on a lot of their dirty little secrets.


And it would be most therapeutic to air their asses out. So this gift of fukkery aint just for yall this christmas. But yall are welcome to share in it if any of yall so choose.

Even yall out rank these fakkits on my list. That should tell ya all u need to know.
 
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Anyway, things are kinda busy and i wanna do this justice, but i will start yall off with a small taste, an appetizer while yall wait for the main dishes.

One of my favorite stories i heard this year is apparently one of my mother's brother's karen ass wife has apparently been fukking on one of the domestics :gladbron:


But that isnt even the real scandal here, he knows all about that shyt :unimpressed:and is very much into it.

But what SHE dont know, according to my sources, is that she not the ONLY one in the house who is fukking him.:dame:
 
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