I would NEVER betray the confidences of people i love.

The unfortunate grimy raw sewage filth contaminating my once and otherwise noble bloodline....now that is a whole other story
Gather round the fire kids. I got some funk to air out my closet for yall entertainment this holiday season
edit: and before anyone start up with the keep that shyt to urself/hold ur L in silence pearl clutchery, just relax

When u been around as long as me, and been properly humbled and wisened by life, u will learn that there is a thin line between BLOOD and FAMILY. Most pointedly that not all family is always blood, and more sinisterly, blood does not always translate into family.
Most of my actual biological FAMILY is already gone unfortunately, but im carrying on and doing them proud until i see them again
But i have to be able to look them in the eye when i do see them again,
And for that among many good reasons, i can not and will not ever claim most of the cac and self hating sell out trash that remains. They are no fukkin kin to me. But i am still well informed on a lot of their dirty little secrets.
And it would be most therapeutic to air their asses out. So this gift of fukkery aint just for yall this christmas. But yall are welcome to share in it if any of yall so choose.
Even yall out rank these fakkits on my list. That should tell ya all u need to know.