Who here remembers their first blowjob?

[El negrito de tejas]

17 and all I remember was a sharp pain from her teeth and me saying... "Teeth!.... Teeth!!!!"

What a difference a couple of years of hoing does cause now she can deep throat like no other

 

[Couth]

7th grade half day in my basement after school.

One of the worst blow jobs i ever received. Never even busted.

 

[Malik]

I know the girl it would have been, but I don't remember any particulars

That's like saying you don't remember your high school graduation or prom. How fried is your brain that you can't remember the first person you had sex with. The other chicks are hazy but, I remember that first experience vividly.

 

[Beerus]

it was the end of summer and this little fat mexican hoe sucked me and about 6 of my nikkas off outside in public

#HOFH VIOLATION

 

[Won Won]

That's like saying you don't remember your high school graduation or prom. How fried is your brain that you can't remember the first person you had sex with. The other chicks are hazy but, I remember that first experience vividly.

I do remember the girl, and I do remember the first time I fukked, but I apologize for not recalling the details of blowjob 1/5000 almost 20 years ago. It's obviously not that big a deal to me. I also don't remember my first kiss Is that like forgetting when I got my drivers license or some other random event that makes no sense whatsoever?

 

[Diddly Drogba]

#HOFH VIOLATION

 

[Steve Piffler]

you gotta be legally blind to even DREAM about letting this bytch near your meat

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

fukk u I was getting ready to say that joke

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

yeah we talkin a work n some say they dont

It's crazy bruh.. cus I initially came up in here like "of course I remember my first bj" but yoooo I literally can't remember the first time I ever got dome

 

[Malik]

I do remember the girl, and I do remember the first time I fukked, but I apologize for not recalling the details of blowjob 1/5000 almost 20 years ago. It's obviously not that big a deal to me. I also don't remember my first kiss Is that like forgetting when I got my drivers license or some other random event that makes no sense whatsoever?

I think y'all just like saying you don't remember to sound cool. Like y'all get so much puzzy you can't remember. Kissing somebody is different than swapping bodily fluids. You should probably remember that breh lol. I can still recall my first kiss btw. But yea, do you brah. No beef.

 

[blackzeus]

Late bloomer here, got my first blowjob at 18, chick's face when from when she first unzipped to when my D grew in her mouth. She was a good girl too, but I 'ed her when she started telling people she was my girlfriend the next day. Y'all probably gon' laugh, but it was a becky, black chicks just weren't down for givin' head like that when I was a teen Nowadays you got kids gettin' dome at 10 years old and sh*t

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

I think y'all just like saying you don't remember to sound cool. Like y'all get so much puzzy you can't remember. Kissing somebody is different than swapping bodily fluids. You should probably remember that breh lol. I can still recall my first kiss btw. But yea, do you brah. No beef.

Fam after you done fukked so many hos and got so much dome over a damn near 20 year fukkin span da shyt just becomes a blur
And there actually aiin nothing really "cool" about that aspect of it if u ask me. But I'd still do it all again

 

[Sad Bunny]

the memories
that warm wet mouth, that low buzz cut, that tank top

 

[Prado210]

Yup, it was one of the trainers daughters at the gym I used to go to. I had just turned 14. bytch sucked me up behind the gym after 3hrs of working out and didn't even shower. Now that I look back, bytch was nasty for that.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I know the girl it would have been, but I don't remember any particulars

This.