Who Is The Worst Head Coach Of All Time?

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Zorn was an awful coach breh. That MNF fake field goal call. Call a timeout, lets run the same play again. :snoop:


Rich Kotite on the Jets was incredible. A lot of you kids make fun of the Jets now, but the Jets are forever a laughing stock in my mind because of Kotite.


Colorado does not suck as a program? :dahell:

How old are you? They were one of the best programs in America. shyt, just 12 years ago they put 62 on a Nebraska team a lot of people thought was among the best of all time on the day after Thanksigiving. Colorado vs. Nebraska used to be THE game in America.
:whoa: not defending zorn in the least. just that he had no business being there at all. can't completely blame a 4th grade special ed kid for failing calculus. kotite had a lot more to his resume and was still worse than zorn. that's :scusthov:

didnt dan hawkins blame that female kicker for getting raped too? he sucks at coaching and being a person
 

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:whoa: not defending zorn in the least. just that he had no business being there at all. can't completely blame a 4th grade special ed kid for failing calculus. kotite had a lot more to his resume and was still worse than zorn. that's :scusthov:

didnt dan hawkins blame that female kicker for getting raped too? he sucks at coaching and being a person
I get what you are saying about Zorn, but that isnt relevant. Dude was a terrible coach.

Kotite's Eagles kept getting worse too. IIRC, he was about to get fired from the Eagles but some how the Jets wanted him.


That wasnt Dan Hawkins, that was the coach before him, Gary Barnett.

Gary Barnett is a vile human being, but he was a good coach.
 

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Colorado does not suck as a program? :dahell:

How old are you? They were one of the best programs in America. shyt, just 12 years ago they put 62 on a Nebraska team a lot of people thought was among the best of all time on the day after Thanksgiving. Colorado vs. Nebraska used to be THE game in America.

Hawkins didnt beat anyone good at Boise. The heights they have now is solely down to CHris Petersen.

Hawkins goes 8-4 his first year there. Then Petersen arrives, and they start losing one game a season. Hawkins leaves for Colorado, and Boise continues losing a game a season while Colorado becomes the worst BCS team in the country. Hmm, I wonder what happened?
A lot of programs USED to be good.


Hawkins & Peterson both arrived in 2001.......
 

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Maury Wills

He once filled out a lineup card which listed two third basemen, but no center fielder.

He once left the ballpark to catch a flight during the sixth inning of a spring training game. Doesn’t sound so bad, until you realize that he didn’t tell anyone he was leaving.

He told reporters in the winter of 1980-81 that he was going to bring outfielder Steve Stroughter to Spring Training in hope of turning him into a regular player. This also sounds legitimate, until you realize that Stoughter had been traded two weeks earlier.

He once stalled for 10 minutes to find a pinch hitter. Upon realizing he didn't have anyone left, he tried to send up a player who had already pinch earlier in the game.

He once called for a relief pitcher despite not having told anyone in the bullpen to being warming up.

One day in his office, he was in the middle of telling a player he was being sent to a minor league affiliate...until a different player wandered by and he decided to demote that guy instead :dead:


All of this in the span of 58 games.
 

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A lot of programs USED to be good.


Hawkins & Peterson both arrived in 2001.......
my bad, Peterson was there with Hawkins. Peterson stays and Boise is winning BCS bowls and beating BCS conference schools. Hawkins beats no one of any note at Boise, then leaves for Colorado and destroys the program.

Colorado does not suck as a program. That is potentially a really strong program that Hawkins moved to Bolivian.
 

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I get what you are saying about Zorn, but that isnt relevant. Dude was a terrible coach.

Kotite's Eagles kept getting worse too. IIRC, he was about to get fired from the Eagles but some how the Jets wanted him.


That wasnt Dan Hawkins, that was the coach before him, Gary Barnett.

Gary Barnett is a vile human being, but he was a good coach.

:manny: fukk zorn, i dont usually root for others to fail, but for him, i make a special exception


Prior to the 2009 season, Hawkins, under fire for his performance at Colorado thus far, publicly pledged "ten wins no excuses". The team ended that year with a 3–9 record.
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:manny: fukk zorn, i dont usually root for others to fail, but for him, i make a special exception
I dont even hate dude. He just fukking sucked.


Prior to the 2009 season, Hawkins, under fire for his performance at Colorado thus far, publicly pledged "ten wins no excuses". The team ended that year with a 3–9 record.
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my bad, Peterson was there with Hawkins. Peterson stays and Boise is winning BCS bowls and beating BCS conference schools. Hawkins beats no one of any note at Boise, then leaves for Colorado and destroys the program.

Colorado does not suck as a program. That is potentially a really strong program that Hawkins moved to Bolivian.
A lot of programs have potential, colorado just sucks right now
 

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A lot of programs have potential, colorado just sucks right now
right, and they suck RIGHT NOW because of what Hawkins did there. Thats what you are not understanding.

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He told reporters in the winter of 1980-81 that he was going to bring outfielder Steve Stroughter to Spring Training in hope of turning him into a regular player. This also sounds legitimate, until you realize that Stoughter had been traded two weeks earlier.
:dwillhuh:

was he just trolling?
 

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A lot of programs have potential, colorado just sucks right now

But the nosedive was almost instantaneous. He only stayed as long as he did because of his contract and the school's refusal to pay someone else :heh:

I'm from here, and I was a Buff fan back in the Rashan Salaam and 5th Down days. They aren't a STRONG program by any means...but they were always at least competitive. Under Hawkins leadership they became one of the worst programs in the nation.
 
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