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[Colicat]

colu brehettes throw this dude the cheeks

Pity p*ssy? Where they do that at?

 

[Turk]

Maybe OP has a low sex drive?

 

[ultraflexed]

I’ll pay for a hooker for you. Not even being funny. Any girl you want as long she’s under $500

Only a quarter of that is necessary of that especially during a recession, breh should be able to eat on his own

 

[2stainz]

This thread gets bumped every year.

I guess op has an excuse this year? Maybe?

It aint June yet ...Almost there

 

[2stainz]

I’ll pay for a hooker for you. Not even being funny. Any girl you want as long she’s under $500

colu brehettes throw this dude the cheeks

my brehs, I love yall the long way

 

[wastedmermaid]

Any reason for the long wait

 

[MajorVitaman]

What kind of food do you eat regularly?

 

[TL15]

Since probably 23 I don’t know if there have been too many times where I’ve gone 35 days without some pyssy


Don’t know if that’s or

 

[2stainz]

What kind of food do you eat regularly?

lean meats, lotta chicken, teff (ethiopian grain), rice, greens, fruits/veg heavy smoothies

Any reason for the long wait

nah, just ugly

 

[Vilify]

I wonder what the record is, or if there are men that actually grow old and grey, and die without getting p*ssy in their lifetime

 

[Colicat]

lean meats, lotta chicken, teff (ethiopian grain), rice, greens, fruits/veg heavy smoothies

nah, just ugly

There are plenty of ugly gang girls in the world...

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I'm 30 and I know I'd be right there with ya if I didn't see hookers

Do you still have a desire to be in a relationship at this point in your life?

And what's the farthest you've gone?

 

[Vilify]

lean meats, lotta chicken, teff (ethiopian grain), rice, greens, fruits/veg heavy smoothies

nah, just ugly

Are you deformed? simply being "ugly" is no excuse.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Me and the future wife going through some shyt. but i manage to smang something at least once a month. I went till about 19 and not getting no p*ssy, but damn breh eventurally someoneon should have given you some. i don't even know how this happens.

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

Normally I'd never say this, but get a hooker breh. 1k and a weekend with me in Mexico will change your life. I'm not bullshytting. I'll take you to Mexico to fukk hookers and do blow if you want breh

MF'n Coli (SEX)travel agents in this bytch ...I can see one of yall making a come up on some shyt like this like them Brazil travel dudes on facebook .................