Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶3̶6̶-3̶7̶-3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ ̶4̶0̶ 41]

[Wargames]

I am aging out of my dog years so at 41 I can say sex isn’t everything. i just hope OP has relationships with people that keeps him from feeling alone OR he is a big enough of an introvert he doesn’t need any companionship.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Breh

Might as well become a monk atp.

could’ve just paid for it. I think he’s trollin tho

 

[Seoul Gleou]

 

[hood b. goode]

my gofundme offer stands

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

OP I got a PAGK with your name on it in the Southside. We just got that vaccine and everything .

If that's your kink that is

 

[Turtle]

I am aging out of my dog years so at 41 I can say sex isn’t everything. i just hope OP has relationships with people that keeps him from feeling alone OR he is a big enough of an introvert he doesn’t need any companionship.

 

[Wargames]

Bro I did so much, so much


For over 20 years straight
I realized women have to bring more than sex to be worth my time

 

[Second Chance Lance]

OP I got a PAGK with your name on it in the Southside. We just got that vaccine and everything .

If that's your kink that is

Phat ass girl killer?

 

[Child_Of_God]

Phat ass girl killer?

He’s referring to a koala.

 

[10bandz]

OP, stop repping LWO

 

[Jasonmask]

I got an ex that would smash all of yall just lmk she’s average and has some good on her

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Never in the history of man has p*ssy been easier to get.

Dating apps, nightclubs, festivals, women who will literally fukk you on the first night.

Escorts, prostitutes, sugarbabes,strippers literally sell p*ssy for minimum $50, the expensive ones $250+

I'm #shortgang & #uglygang & I was still eating from dating apps & nightclubs

I slept with 6 women in 6 weeks once. I'm confused too. It can't get any easier these days, OP gotta be obese or something but even then, I would just target obese women. problem solved.

 

[Dave24]

I got an ex that would smash all of yall just lmk she’s average and has some good on her

Do you have a picture of her?

 

[Dave24]

Breh you're either a Necromancer now. Or a Cleric, depending on your alignment.

I say keep going until you become a Lich/the chosen one (again, depending on your alignment)

How long does it take to become a Lich/The Chosen One?