Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶3̶6̶-3̶7̶-3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ ̶4̶0̶ 41]

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Honestly, I don’t even know. I was talking to someone about it and they asked me “did it felt like I had to pee” and I ain’t get what they meant til I was 18.

Sounds like it might've been nerves then

Don't let these nikkas fool you. Nobody starts out 100 % comfortable. Not on my first time, but it's been times where I had sex for a long time but didn't nut

It's been nerves a few times but mostly it happened from disassociating during. Felt so routine I was just watching myself outside my own body. Reason why frivolous sex ain't all it's cracked up to be

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Bro I got $150 imma chip in. send to you right this instant no questions asked. Buy an escort.

i think we all would chip in. send him to Tijuana or something

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Do you like p*ssy?

 

[spacewraith]

This thread always makes me feel better about my dry spell

 

[VegetasHairline]

I know that imbecile @Roger king is a virgin. Hasn't been near a vagina since he came out of one.
@Peter Popoff @King_Kamala61

 

[god shamgod]

Fam trollin , ain’t no way in hell you’re still a virgin at 41

If it’s real That’s crazy you need to experience p*ssy before you die

 

[International Playa]

Never in the history of man has p*ssy been easier to get.

Dating apps, nightclubs, festivals, women who will literally fukk you on the first night.

Escorts, prostitutes, sugarbabes,strippers literally sell p*ssy for minimum $50, the expensive ones $250+

I'm #shortgang & #uglygang & I was still eating from dating apps & nightclubs

 

[Peter Popoff]

I know that imbecile @Roger king is a virgin. Hasn't been near a vagina since he came out of one.
@Peter Popoff @King_Kamala61

His mother is a hermaphrodite. I don't know if that really counts since he's a butt baby.

 

[Carl Tethers]

This thread would be sad as hell but some people like @Roger king should remain virgins too. Keep the children safe

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Fam trollin , ain’t no way in hell you’re still a virgin at 41

If it’s real That’s crazy you need to experience p*ssy before you die

If it doesn't happen naturally, I wouldn't recommend it for him at this point

If he has any expectations, smashing some random or an escort won't make him feel better. Sex won't add something to him that's missing

If anything, he'd lose the fantasy that it would be some kinda life changing experience. Really he'll be the same person

If you're insecure, sex won't fix it. Make it worse if anything cause then you'll be always be chasing that high when your self esteem inevitably dips

We're all speculating anyway. @2stainz might feel bad about it. He might not. But in the end, he should ultimately do what he feels is right for how he wants to live

Breh 41 years old, so clearly not hav8ng sex isn't gonna kill him. Might outlive us all with no STD's, kids, or baby mama stress

Cause really, we should just be glad breh still here. Not everybody makes it to 41. And a lot of Coli brehs ain't with us no more

 

[Fillerguy]

Breh you're either a Necromancer now. Or a Cleric, depending on your alignment.

I say keep going until you become a Lich/the chosen one (again, depending on your alignment)

 

[hood b. goode]

'I'm a 47-year-old virgin - I'm terrified of being intimate with anyone'

Andrew Brookman says he is no longer ashamed of being a virgin as he nears 50

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[Neuromancer]

I thought op finally had sex

 

[Menna]

p*ssy isn’t the problem here…OP inst man enough/doesn’t want to get over his shyt to have a family/raise a child/love a women… Sex is a step toward meaningful relationship and life events