Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶3̶6̶-3̶7̶-3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ ̶4̶0̶ 41]

[old pig]

exact words before I even seen this gif

 

[Dave24]

We here now

1 year away from the big 4-0

come celebrate with ya boy

@Magic Mulatto

 

[UncleTomFord15]

I always wondered if this is a joke thread or is op serious ?

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

MIGHT HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SOME BUSSY.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

OP mentioned being short and ugly in an earlier post but even that‘s not an excuse cuz short and ugly dudes still get women. I’m thinking OP is either trolling or he simply just gave up trying.

He might be asexual

If breh happy with his life, who are we to judge

 

[vino]

I couldn’t imagine being in my 30’s and a virgin. I’m fukking every Gabourey Sidibe walking.

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[True Blue Moon]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Time to throw the damn towel

 

[The BasedFather]

We here now

1 year away from the big 4-0

come celebrate with ya boy

Where you from breh?


nikka the real life 40 year old virgin. We gotta get you some p*ssy

 

[Buddy]

@2stainz you gotta let off in something. ANYTHING breh so long as it's a human female.


You gon fukk around and explode!!

 

[degu9089]

We should all chip in $5 and just get you some p*ssy. And spend the leftover on a therapist so you don’t go crazy after.

 

[Mike809]

every coli member should chip in , and buy this guy a flight to Colombia or DR.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

every coli member should chip in , and buy this guy a flight to Colombia or DR.

Cocaine and hookers in messico.. I'll pitch in

 

[Fill Collins]

Start sucking dikk at this point OP