Who on the Coli has been a virgin the longest? (30yrs for me) [UPDATE: now ̶3̶̶̶3̶̶̶ ̶3̶4̶ ̶3̶5̶ ̶3̶6̶-3̶7̶-3̶̶̶8̶ ̶3̶9̶ ̶4̶0̶ 41]

[Justin Nitsuj]

I first had sex at 15 and didn’t nut for the first time til I was 18.
Now it’s like if a woman doesn’t make me nut, I just don’t count it.

 

[Child_Of_God]

Happy birthday bro.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I first had sex at 15 and didn’t nut for the first time til I was 18.
Now it’s like if a woman doesn’t make me nut, I just don’t count it.

But why was that?

 

[L $ C]

Got damn!!!....when u get that first nut u gonna be like this....

...

what fukking movie is this lmfaooooo

 

[degu9089]

I first had sex at 15 and didn’t nut for the first time til I was 18.
Now it’s like if a woman doesn’t make me nut, I just don’t count it.

 

[L $ C]

lmfao never heard this

 

[god shamgod]

what fukking movie is this lmfaooooo

Scary movie 1

 

[Vandelay]

Dogg just pay for it. Go to a strip club on an off night with like $500 and just tell a chick you tryna take her home. Buy her a drink, tell her you feeling her, grab some food and drinks afterwards and take her home with you.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I first had sex at 15 and didn’t nut for the first time til I was 18.
Now it’s like if a woman doesn’t make me nut, I just don’t count it.

This some loser nikka shyt if I ever read some

Ain’t no fukkin way

 

[jdubnyce]

Big 4-1 baby

Wait
You're a 41 year old virgin?
Male?
Do you have sufficient income? Go hire an escort breh

 

[hood b. goode]

I first had sex at 15 and didn’t nut for the first time til I was 18.
Now it’s like if a woman doesn’t make me nut, I just don’t count it.

Have a chick riding you for three years brehs

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

But why was that?

Honestly, I don’t even know. I was talking to someone about it and they asked me “did it felt like I had to pee” and I ain’t get what they meant til I was 18.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Have a chick riding you for three years brehs

Funny I didn’t start doing that til after I was past 18. So much for your dumbass assumption

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

This some loser nikka shyt if I ever read some

Ain’t no fukkin way

bytch ass nikka you don’t know me. Keep your bytch ass assumptions to yourself.

 

[hood b. goode]

Funny I didn’t start doing that til after I was past 18. So much for your dumbass assumption

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