who remembers they first blowjob?

[Columbo]

It was so bad I went soft, fukkin skank had no idea what she was doing

 

[The M.I.C.]

you seem furious f*ggot

 

[WaveMolecules]

July 5th, 2003. Junior year of high school.

Had just broken my nose the 3rd so I couldn't chill the 4th.

I was home alone but still took her into the bathroom

It was her first time giving head too which made it even funnier. Neither of us knew wtf we were doing.

Came in her mouth I believe


Good times

 

[King Poetic]

Some milf

Broad was horrible..she just touch the tip and barely move her mouth..

She was a horrible fukk as well.. Couldn't move her legs certain ways cause hit hurt.. U start drilling the p*ssy, she complain and said if u do it fast again im done..

I just fake a nut and left...

This bytch had the nerve to want more dikk even when i gave her weak dikk

 

[Collateral]

I was a junior in hs, I was in summer school. It was like the 3rd day of summer school and this chick that I spoken to not even 3 times that year followed me to my car that day. And I was like Took her to my crib and I lost my V card that day

The top itself wasn't that good. She was too worried about me blasting in her mouth.

Come to find out that she was a freshman at the time, and my boy told me she is a thot and he smashed too

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

NIGGGAAAA shiiiid my first time I was 18 first week in college . Went to a lil function with my cousin and met this senior chick who turned out to be a got damn professional head doctor. She wanted to fukk but we didnt get past the head part. Bih made me nut and fart and have damn near an asthma attack(I got asthma foreal had to use my inhaler) all at the same damn time. She was mad but I was not embarrased at all

Y'all can't be doing this shyt while I'm in class man

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I barely remember. She said want to play hide the sausage. I said sure. We were in grade one. Her dad taught her the game

 

[Human Torch]

7th grade on the back of the school bus by this big tall big jawn. She did it for about 3 weeks straight. We was the last two on the bus. And the bus driver was chill. He knew what was going on


I stopped fukkin with her after a couple weeks then she start tryna tell people my dikk was small. Nobody believed her.

 

[L&HH]

Who the fukk would forget their first time putting their dikk in a woman's mouth?


Yeah I remember mine. It was trash cause she just "sucked" the tip. I literally stood there with the face when I realised she was just gonna half-ass the whole thing

Yo we might have gotten head from the same bytch. I wasn't even about to comment in this thread until I read yours

 

[Dontay Flaco]

Bih made me nut and fart and have damn near an asthma attack(I got asthma foreal had to use my inhaler) all at the same damn time. She was mad but I was not embarrased at all

 

[Sukairain]

how long did it take for the guy to cum?

:walnuts:

 

[BelieveBeOK]

7th grade on the back of the school bus by this big tall big jawn. She did it for about 3 weeks straight. We was the last two on the bus. And the bus driver was chill. He knew what was going on


I stopped fukkin with her after a couple weeks then she start tryna tell people my dikk was small. Nobody believed her.

Grown man driving a bus knowing that two 13 year olds are having oral sex in the back is chill.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Yeah. She threw up on my lap

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

NIGGGAAAA shiiiid my first time I was 18 first week in college . Went to a lil function with my cousin and met this senior chick who turned out to be a got damn professional head doctor. She wanted to fukk but we didnt get past the head part. Bih made me nut and fart and have damn near an asthma attack(I got asthma foreal had to use my inhaler) all at the same damn time. She was mad but I was not embarrased at all

 

[yardman]

how long did it take for the guy to cum?