Who saw that nikka almost drown on Ninja Warrior???

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

"I'm a land animal...I don't swim...come on now"

Look of disgust on the black guys' face...made me mute myself on a conference call

 

[mr x]

That's Damon Wayans Jr. on a Ninja Warrior parody show

Spoiler

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Why didn't he just stand up?

I'm saying. Water looked shallow as shyt. My dude saw his life flash before his eyes

 

[Bboystyle]

Why the fukk do some nikkas neglect teaching their kids how to swim?

same reason why we continue to feed our children chicken and watermelon

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

same reason why we continue to feed our children chicken and watermelon

Everybody likes chicken and watermelon, including white people. So it's normal if they eat it but funny if we do? GTFO

 

[OTC]

To the person saying Islanders cannot swim despite being surrounded by the beach like seriously stop talking out of your ass.
My whole entire fam is from the WI's along with other parts of the carribean, and I KNOW a majority the Islanders (and ALL that I know) can swim your "fam" is ddefinitelyin the minority

 

[Michael's Black Son]

you see that dark skin dudes face? he was disgusted. like this nikka a walking stereotype.

Breh was like like she was anointed the unofficial spokesperson for the race right on the spot

 

[GollyImGully]

4 out of the 5 NYC boroughs are on islands, and the one that is on the mainland still has a beach...

Philly has 2 major rivers going through it (to be fair, i wouldnt even touch the water in either of them)

are you implying that just because ny is surrounded by water nikkas can swim?

 

[duckbutta]

dudes literally walked over to him to help him

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

To the person saying Islanders cannot swim despite being surrounded by the beach like seriously stop talking out of your ass.
My whole entire fam is from the WI's along with other parts of the carribean, and I KNOW a majority the Islanders (and ALL that I know) can swim your "fam" is ddefinitelyin the minority

I was gonna say this as well. Black people in the Caribbean disspell the swimming myth.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

The Earth is mostly covered by water yet some people don't learn to swim... to me it would be likeI some people being able to fly but others - whoI could learn fairly easily - being like "fikc all that flying bullsh;t"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Earth is mostly covered by water yet some people don't learn to swim... to me it would be likeI some people being able to fly but others - whoI could learn fairly easily - being like "fikc all that flying bullsh;t"

There a lot of peeps flying into trees, bulidings and mountains. dude even clipped a plane. fukk all that flying shyt.

 

[bunnz17]

I ran in to tell my wife about this when I saw it live...I simply said,"of course the only nikka on this 2nd round is the only one who can't swim..." Her response was," I bet he know how to walk in 3 feet of water though." shyt had me dead!

 

[threattonature]

While it's funny as fukk what happened I can relate to dude. I almost drowned when I was young so for the longest anytime my head would go underwater I'd start panicking like this dude. I had this reaction in a lazy river and going down a slide and the water splashed over my face. I was flailing my arms going crazy and heard somebody say just sit up.

I took two beginner's swimming classes recently and just now getting to the point I can stick my head underwater without going nuts like him.