Who thinks their job is Easy?

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Im talking about show up and leave type shyt, Never taking your work home with you, no stress and your happy with your compensation?
 

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i manage a loading dock for a hotel in midtown manhattan. i got the pm shift. i walk in, log my name in the book, sit in front of the computer for 11 hours, then i go home. do it 3 more times that week, then get friday thru sunday off every week.

i may not have the easiest possible job, but dammit it sure is easy.:win:
 

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I'm an assistant at a university library. I ship, receive, and handle books and other library materials, which adds up to no more than a couple of hours. The rest has me at a computer on stand-by (customer service, moving things, record management, etc.). Summers, snow days, and holidays have me like...:jawalrus:

Upcoming internal changes may end that, however (more responsibilities)...:upsetfavre:, but may up the compensation in the process, so...:ahh:
 
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i manage a loading dock for a hotel in midtown manhattan. i got the pm shift. i walk in, log my name in the book, sit in front of the computer for 11 hours, then i go home. do it 3 more times that week, then get friday thru sunday off every week.

i may not have the easiest possible job, but dammit it sure is easy.:win:

Is that a good paying gig in New Yawk? How u fall into something so plush ?
 

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Is that a good paying gig in New Yawk? How u fall into something so plush ?

pure luck breh...i saw an ad on craigslist for somebody with security and receiving experience. i have alot of both so they gave me an interview. they liked me and here i am. my salary could be higher but i just started like 4 months ago. i got good benefits though, 401k, 1 week paid vacation time and 5 sick days and like 10 paid holidays off per year. plus, the hotel where i work has amazing food and the dudes in the kitchen are cool as fukk, so they hook me up with filet mignon, salmon or lobster from time to time. :myman:
 
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pure luck breh...i saw an ad on craigslist for somebody with security and receiving experience. i have alot of both so they gave me an interview. they liked me and here i am. my salary could be higher but i just started like 4 months ago. i got good benefits though, 401k, 1 week paid vacation time and 5 sick days and like 10 paid holidays off per year. plus, the hotel where i work has amazing food and the dudes in the kitchen are cool as fukk, so they hook me up with filet mignon, salmon or lobster from time to time. :myman:

Yeah you prospering. And with the experience you can always finagle your way into a higher paying gig at another hotel if u wanted too.
 

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probably wont believe me but i swear to everything i love, not 5 minutes after my last post, my homey brought me steak tips, jasmine rice, salad and green and white asparagus and the best damn lemonade i ever drank.

:wow::to:
 
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My job is a piece of cake...

As soon as clock out, and leave the work parking lot, I no longer have any memory of the work place, but part of it is my personality...
 

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Well, with my job it can get a little stressful if you let it get to you. But like on the weekends I can look at TV or be on the internet in between calls. Sometimes I play cards with my other co-workers. But when I leave work, I leave work there. I can make phone calls, order stuff and have it delivered to the job. One guy had a set of tires for his car delivered there. I can't complain about the pay because I get paid pretty good I feel. I can always use more but it's not bad. :manny:
 

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Easiest job in the universe.

Wake up, walk to laptop... log in.

Play league of legends, masturbate furiously, swim, do pushups, smoke...

Wait for laptop to *ding* indicating someone wants something. Spend 5 mins answering their question.... go back to masturbating / nba2k13.

I honestly do about 40 mins of work a week. Pays good too.
 

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Easiest job in the universe.

Wake up, walk to laptop... log in.

Play league of legends, masturbate furiously, swim, do pushups, smoke...

Wait for laptop to *ding* indicating someone wants something. Spend 5 mins answering their question.... go back to masturbating / nba2k13.

I honestly do about 40 mins of work a week. Pays good too.

:skip: elaborate
 
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