Who's house are you stopping by for breakfast?

[ChatGPT-5]

Salty swine

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Pops got pancakes, shyt’s my weakness

But Gma tho

Cuzzo gotta be a country nikka because that whole plate look like it be crankin lol

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Grandma got French toast

I said ghat dayum


But pops got them hash browns...with some hot sauce on them thangs


Ghat dayum


Grandma gotta take that cheese of the eggs tho, I’m good on cheesy eggs

My nikka that’s the best part along with black pepper and hot sauce on them thangs

 

[ORDER_66]

My nikka that’s the best part along with black pepper and hot sauce on them thangs

Never a big fan of pepper and hot sauce on my eggs... just a lil salt please...

 

[JackRoss]

I don't think most people know about Salmon Croquettes. It might be a regional thing.

I never had them for breakfast, myself.


OP: I think I'll go w/ pops, for a late breakfast / brunch meal.

My girl made some a few years ago or tried to make some like her mom

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Alot of foreign muthafukkas on that twitter keep calling it porridge... its grits muthafukka... GRITS....

Some South African Cac thought it was some type of purée Can’t be throwing around that “uncultured American” label too loosely anymore after some shyt like that lmao

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

So wait....Salmon cakes are actually these salmon croquettes some of y’all are talking about?

My mom always make them once a blue moon for breakfast. My Grandma used to make them often

 

[FromStLouis]

My girl made some a few years ago or tried to make some like her mom

I'm sorry you had a bad experience, they're not bad when made right.

 

[SadimirPutin]

Dad or granny

But nikka i would be sleeping till 5pm off either of those plates

 

[JackRoss]

I'm sorry you had a bad experience, they're not bad when made right.

I should have bushed her for that shyt. I believe you btw

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Grandma I can't do sausage

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Grandma... moms look like she can’t cook for shyt

 

[The Special Man]

Yo is dad cooking hot sausage?

Dad wins by a landslide

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Dad's crib.

He is the only one that has a plate where I eat everything.

I dont like grits and i dont like cheese on my eggs

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Momma need to get that damn bread off my plate

Pops & nana finna put me in a damn coma