Why are all corporate uncle toms bald headed?

[WhereIsTheLove]

Anyone notice this pattern?


Muthafukkas are all bald and wear some corny shyt like this

Is this some king of unwritten requirement to be bald and dress like Carlton?








EDIT: Oh and pay close attention to the wording. I didn't say "why are ALL bald heads uncle toms" I said "why are all corporate uncle Tom's bald headed". So if you catch feelings then you probably fit the mold

 

[Ness]

@The Nigerian @chris.b

 

[KplusK]

with no Mustache

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Lemme make a spot here for potential upcoming fukkery

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

Lemme make a spot here for potential upcoming fukkery

#FACTS

 

[Remote]

That sweater is nice, b.

The hell is wrong with you?

 

[G Money]

if your hair is nappy then they ain't happy

 

[IWunD3r]

All that c00nery in their blood streams, fukk up they're blood flow.
Coupled with all that extra tight, non threatening clothes, makes it damn near impossible for blood to travel to their heads. hence thinning their hair follicles, and hairline. Therefore making the c00n go bald almost immediately.

 

[EndDomination]

c00nery takes your hairline back
And yeah, they always rock the 1/4 zip, loose khakis, ashy hands, and these

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

That sweater is nice, b.

The hell is wrong with you?

Can't be bald rocking this shyt

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

All that c00nery in their blood streams, fukk up they're blood flow.
Coupled with all that extra tight, non threatening clothes, makes it damn near impossible for blood to travel to their heads. hence thinning their hair follicles, and hairline. Therefore making the c00n go bald almost immediately.

This is what I was suspecting too breh

Their blood content is so full of Tommery and c00nery. nikkas can't even grow a damn Dark Ceasar

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

Don't forget about that thin top lip too

 

[DrX]

i heard that having hair and facial hair is seen as a threat

 

[Drake is God]

That sweater is nice, b.

The hell is wrong with you?

you're not even black

 

[Bgreat]

im about to join corp life, are they going to make me cut my hair