Why are all corporate uncle toms bald headed?

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So these things make you a c00n:
-Having a nice job
-Losing your hair / Preferring to shave it
-Wearing a damn sweater.

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A lot of cornball brothas make great corporate drones :skip: not every dude in that position is an uncle tom but obviously there ain't a ton of real brothas in corporate america for obvious reasons
 

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:mjlol: My uncle always rocking these when I see him and we go out for a beer or something. I be looking at him like :stopitslime: "How you make $300,000 a year rocking those breh". Dude will rock those, some $10 jeans and his Michigan State sweater. :russ: His wife is a bad yellow bone though


My dad always jokingly ask him. "How can I get up with you man". He says.

"Hope you like the smell of shyt" :jbhmm:



Taking and given shyt all day????
 

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So these things make you a c00n:
-Having a nice job
-Losing your hair / Preferring to shave it
-Wearing a damn sweater.

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When you realize the average poster is a 19 year old hood booger who is economically restricted from education, employment, travel, and even speaking intelligently then you realize whats going on.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of dealing with shytheads who didn't even graduate high school. Like, I would never be exposed to these people in real life.
 

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:mjlol: My uncle always rocking these when I see him and we go out for a beer or something. I be looking at him like :stopitslime: "How you make $300,000 a year rocking those breh". Dude will rock those, some $10 jeans and his Michigan State sweater. :russ: His wife is a bad yellow bone though


My dad always jokingly ask him. "How can I get up with you man". He says.

"Hope you like the smell of shyt" :jbhmm:



:whew:
 

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Real shyt.. But there's a few brothas in here taking this a little too seriously.. :jbhmm:

I've been in finance for almost ten years now. In my experiences, cacs don't give a fukk about a fro or a beard (I have/had both) unless it's wildly unkempt, which a nikka would never be anyway.

I've even been in the office picking my fro out :wow:.

Last thing I think about is what some pasty wrinkly cac thinks of my hair when sistas come in that bytch with terrible blonde weaves or multi color big curls.

This mentality of worrying about this shyt, this mental walk on eggshells with cac needs to be thrown in the shrubbery.

Don't have your facial hair/hair lookin raggedy, stay suited and booted and put in work. That's it.

Those brothers who "play it safe" and shave everything off while rockin the extremely low cut do be the biggest c00ns/tap dancers in the muhfukka though. :mjlol:

Being a c00n, apologetic, worrying Negro on a daily basis is exhausting, I have no idea how one does it for years. At 5pm, they be like :dead:
 
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