Why are job Applications so fukking gay!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ben anderson]

fukking feel like killing myself doing these shyts. 40-50 minutes per application. just asking the same questions and filling out the same tedious fukking info. Do jobs purposefully make applications gay as fukk and long just to deter people? Spent 4 hours today just applying for jobs. WHAT THE fukk is the point of asking for my resume in an attachment just to make me type out all my experience again.

also lying on your application has been working like a charm for me. if you need a job in sales just lie and put sale jobs that you've "done" 9/10 they never call. and if they do give em 1 of your friends phone number.

 

[flea]

This man bun having fakkit applying to walmart

 

[Xerces]

What I can't stand is when they give you the option to upload your resume, then make you fill out the job history anyways

 

[lowkey0z]

that personality questionnaire be the worst..fukk how sarah feels if she looks 'unmotivated' at work and "on a level of 1-5, how quickly would you come to her aid", the fukk nikka? i just want a job

especially when i was younger with no experience in anything..

 

[KidJSoul]

Nah they're pretty straight to me

 

[DrexlersFade]

Not really a big deal too me but I can understand how if some found them very tedious.

 

[Xerces]

I filled out this personality test question and it was

If someone is not doing the right thing on the job do you

A) Get very angry and say something

B) get angry but don't say anything

C) act like you didn't see it

I can't remember what D was but it was ridiculous as well

How are you suppose answer this?

 

[MarcMan]

They're a pain in the ass, no doubt. On the bright side, the job market is the best that it's been a long while so keep plugging away and you're guaranteed to get something legit.

 

[Ashley Banks]

I filled out this personality test question and it was

If someone is not doing the right thing on the job do you

A) Get very angry and say something

B) get angry but don't say anything

C) act like you didn't see it

I can't remember what D was but it was ridiculous as well

How are you suppose answer this?

lol I always remember this one question I had on a job application, it was something like "what would you do if a customer was upset about their discount and wanted more off" one of the answers was "tell them they should be happy they're getting anything at all"

 

[Taadow]

So...was there like...a picture of a dicc on the application, or what?

 

[ben anderson]

What I can't stand is when they give you the option to upload your resume, then make you fill out the job history anyways

this is the most annoying gotta be.

that personality questionnaire be the worst..fukk how sarah feels if she looks 'unmotivated' at work and "on a level of 1-5, how quickly would you come to her aid", the fukk nikka? i just want a job

especially when i was younger with no experience in anything..

lol.

Nah they're pretty straight to me

this thread aint for you then nikka

I filled out this personality test question and it was

If someone is not doing the right thing on the job do you

A) Get very angry and say something

B) get angry but don't say anything

C) act like you didn't see it

I can't remember what D was but it was ridiculous as well

How are you suppose answer this?

hate dumbass questions like these. or when they make you do a virtual simulator and shyt.

They're a pain in the ass, no doubt. On the bright side, the job market is the best that it's been a long while so keep plugging away and you're guaranteed to get something legit.

hopefully

lol I always remember this one question I had on a job application, it was something like "what would you do if a customer was upset about their discount and wanted more off" one of the answers was "tell them they should be happy they're getting anything at all"

would be my legit response if i was working.

 

[lucky lefty]

Cuz ur applying for the opportunity to get fukked up the ass by your employer no homo....duh.

 

[beenz]

What I can't stand is when they give you the option to upload your resume, then make you fill out the job history anyways

This shyt right here makes me LIVID

 

[Xerces]

This shyt right here makes me LIVID

Man I see that screen and I'm instantly


I all feel defeated inside

 

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