Why are Ny Strip Clubs so trash?!?!

[madness]

You can tell these dues are straight tourists and only hit up the strip clubs the concierges at the hotels tell them to go to. These brehs probably stay hitting up spots like Scarlets and Tootsies where strippers dance to the likes of Maroon 5 and Rhianna.
The strip clubs in Miami with the best booty shakers like KOD have maybe 5 Latinas at most.

rihanna is the go-to favorite artist from tootsies DJs

but when the late night crowd arrives around 1AM they start playing trap and hood shyt

 

[madness]

Air dances....No Touching...How in the fukk do these "clubs" stay in business. I swear Florida has some of the best strip clubs on earth(fukk Orlando and the Disney Mafia though). I know it sounds weird, but in the south and Florida especially strip clubs aren't just for perverts and 40 year old virgins. Their almost like social clubs. It's socially acceptable to both dance and hang out. Dope boys hang out their all day and move work or try to pimp the girls. I know it sounds weird, but I learned a lot of game in strip clubs, and just how psychotic and cold women can be. The difference in the way they talk to guys who know game and simps is mind blowing. It really made me realize how much women hate "nice guys". They have Zero respect for anyone that tries to save them or give them a better life. They rip them off, make them buy drinks for OTHER MEN, clown them to their face, blackmail them, set them up to get robbed, and just general fukkery. I once saw a guy blow his whole paycheck buying drinks and dances for one chick and when he ran out of money and couldn't buy her another shot, she cursed him out, called him broke, and clowned him until he got up and walked out. I almost felt bad for him....almost.

when i just turned 18 and was still naive to the strip club scene i'd tell hoes i was a college student and what i was studying, thinking it would impress them like "ohh, i love an educated man with goals. here, take my number down and maybe we can meet up"
yeah right


as you get older you quickly learn that in that environment if you ain't a d-boy who got the plug on some weed or pills or a pimp who can help them get guap they brush you off with the quickness. nowadays i'll go for happy hour, have a few drinks and bounce and keep all convo to a minimum.

 

[loyola llothta]

"nikkas was having dance battles and shyt.."

 

[PimpHandStrong]

@alpo

So you've been up here a few times and you Atlanta lol. I'm 27 years deep.

@Tae

So KOD is a non tourist spot now lol. KOD be filled with out of towners. You and alpo ain't dropping names. Aint no hotel telling guests to go to Take one, lexx, or booby trap the office, or that spot off 441.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Bruh I'm talking about PTs, BTs, The Office, Scarletts, Tootises, Lexx

So you must be talking about some shyt out of ya homeboys garage or something lol

Never been in any of those except The Office and it was $5 a song. Sounds like you've been paying a visitors tax. I heard Tootsie's $25 a song so no need for me to be in there.

Foxxy and secrets now the body are all I need.

 

[No Homo]

you talking about the tourist trap spots like Magic City and Onyx. And those broads will get up on you, they just save the XXX shyt for the ballers and the rappers. They stuck up in there breh. Even if you got a decent check to blow, if they don't know you then they not gonna put on for you. Go hit up the hole in the wall joints breh, trust me you will get some contact and probably a lot more if you looking for it. Ima make it easy for y'all brehs who ain't familiar with the town- stay out the spots you've heard about.

You gotta hit up Club Babes, The Wax, Peaches of ATL, Club Blaze, Foxy Lady, Stilettos, Blue Flame, Goldrush, Strokers, and Pin Ups. If you want that super ratchet shyt go hit up the after hour spots on Fulton Industrial.

Strokers my home away from home when im in the atl..

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

@PimpHandStrong @CodeBlaMeVi @O.T.I.S.

I've been to Miami a bunch but never to strips clubs like KoD, Scarlett's or Tootsie's

What's so special about them? I mean you paying money for hoes to give you blue balls just like another one in the States. Unless these chicks actually providing extras

Going to a strip club just seems silly in general

I never been to those shyts.

 

[No Homo]

From what my uncle told me , back in the day in NYC , strip clubs used to be looked down upon and if you attended them you we're perceived as a sucka / trick ... it's recently since like 10+ years ago it's been accepted here and even now I never heard cats around my age range recommend a strip club

This...

Me and my boys was going around that time before the shyt was cool to do in NY.

and yes ny strip clubs is trash...been trash but sin city used to be good then shyt turned into a dyke convention

There was a nice lil spanish spot in LIC forgot the name of it..i dont waste my time up here with ny spots..

ATL and Miami clubs put em to shame

 

[madness]

Never been in any of those except The Office and it was $5 a song. Sounds like you've been paying a visitors tax. I heard Tootsie's $25 a song so no need for me to be in there.

Foxxy and secrets now the body are all I need.

the spot on biscayne? i went there once. as soon as i walked in a dancer walked up to me and asked me to tip her a couple of dollars for a dance that i didnt even watch her perform

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

the spot on biscayne? i went there once. as soon as i walked in a dancer walked up to me and asked me to tip her a couple of dollars for a dance that i didnt even watch her perform

Yep. They're trained to be aggressive and active. that stuff use to annoy me but after frequenting foxxy and visiting some other clubs, I appreciate it. Other spots, bytches are sitting down, on their phones, etc. just boring.

 

[50CentStan]

im in the n.o they have one strip club here thats nothing but a brothel.

give them hoes a extra 60 and you getting head or smashing. y'all got strip clubs like that where y'all at ?

Every strip club in houston is take out too lol, actually every girl in Houston has a price, they all freelance

This...


Miami is basically the ATL for Latinas.

They got about as many black girls that dance as ATL does with Latinas and others.

I don't really get many personal dances.. I really just go to drink and the atmosphere since I don't like standing around in clubs no more.

Plus I get to see some ass... That's if I go. Even though I pull more outside a strip club.

But I also agree with whoever said to go to the hole in the walls.

Going to less popular strip clubs has always been my thing.. Or go to more popular clubs on slower days that way you can rap with the chicks, actually cool out or chill if you're not antisocial or boring.

Bruh, theres an influx of Cubans in Houston now


btw dudes clowning eating at a strip club, I was the same way, but when I moved down here all these dudes be eating at strip clubs. Guess its a south thing. Same thing with 10 years or so back Strip clubs and tricking were looked down upon, but the south didnt look down on it and they running black urban culture

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

If you ain't busting a nut in your pants or fukking a chick in the club what's the point? If I go to a spot and the action is light I'm gone to the next.

That ain't happening in NYC.

Jersey and Philly you can get some mileage.

PHX hell yes.

Mia depends on the club, I know the Porthole gets it in.

 

[GetitGone]

Tootsies is the Disney World of strip clubs. Go there and you're guaranteed to find at least 1 exotic bad bytch that you'll seriously contemplate saving and starting a family with (shout out to Paul George). just make sure you know a little bit of spanish because most of those hoes are cuban, dominican or columbian and have no papers and don't speak a word of english

Like someone mentioned, strip clubs aren't just a spot to go see ass and titties - they're a hangout spot in South Florida. During Dolphins games and boxing and UFC fights the entire place is packed. During the Miami Heat big 3 era the place would be packed too, especially during the playoffs and Finals.

When you think of strip clubs in most cities, you think of a dark, dingy spot filled with old creepy men, or a spot filled with hood nikkas. Down here women go to strip clubs just as much as men do. You'll see groups of 6 or 7 cute chicks walk in, get a table, order drinks and throw ones on stage or get lapdances.
They love chillin in strip clubs because
a) the music is great, the atmosphere is sexy and it's a nightclub vibe minus the pretentious nightclub crowd
b) the grub is good (all the people talkin clowning eating in strip clubs havent had wings from tooties or cocos)
c) there are bunch of bad bytches walkin around, and cute chicks love to be around other beautiful women
d) because there are so many strippers walkin around, chicks don't have to worry about dudes trying to talk to them
e) the spots are all open until 6AM...scarletts is open until 8AM. so these are the perfect places to go to after a night out and you don't feel like going home just yet

my cousin (ironically from NY) used to be one of those non-strip club goin dudes until i took him to one here...now every time he visits he makes me take him

This is exactly how it is in Houston to be honest all over the south.

There's girls that tell me they wanna go to the strip club lol. You can catch the baddest bytches a lot of people (like myself) don't like going to the major clubs at all but can be in the strip club all night.

And I get out on so much music while I'm in the club it don't make sense.

 

[EndDomination]

Is is true they be on the pole with timbs on

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Never been in any of those except The Office and it was $5 a song. Sounds like you've been paying a visitors tax. I heard Tootsie's $25 a song so no need for me to be in there.

Foxxy and secrets now the body are all I need.

Office was 5 a song on maybe customer appreciation night, but on the weekend

Now that 2nd location they set up in North Miami beach, that joint was always dead. Chances are its closed now.