Why are Ny Strip Clubs so trash?!?!

[PimpHandStrong]

Tootsies is the Disney World of strip clubs. Go there and you're guaranteed to find at least 1 exotic bad bytch that you'll seriously contemplate saving and starting a family with (shout out to Paul George). just make sure you know a little bit of spanish because most of those hoes are cuban, dominican or columbian and have no papers and don't speak a word of english

Like someone mentioned, strip clubs aren't just a spot to go see ass and titties - they're a hangout spot in South Florida. During Dolphins games and boxing and UFC fights the entire place is packed. During the Miami Heat big 3 era the place would be packed too, especially during the playoffs and Finals.

When you think of strip clubs in most cities, you think of a dark, dingy spot filled with old creepy men, or a spot filled with hood nikkas. Down here women go to strip clubs just as much as men do. You'll see groups of 6 or 7 cute chicks walk in, get a table, order drinks and throw ones on stage or get lapdances.
They love chillin in strip clubs because
a) the music is great, the atmosphere is sexy and it's a nightclub vibe minus the pretentious nightclub crowd
b) the grub is good (all the people talkin clowning eating in strip clubs havent had wings from tooties or cocos)
c) there are bunch of bad bytches walkin around, and cute chicks love to be around other beautiful women
d) because there are so many strippers walkin around, chicks don't have to worry about dudes trying to talk to them
e) the spots are all open until 6AM...scarletts is open until 8AM. so these are the perfect places to go to after a night out and you don't feel like going home just yet

my cousin (ironically from NY) used to be one of those non-strip club goin dudes until i took him to one here...now every time he visits he makes me take him

THIS

But alpo and company trying to clown Tootsies lol. shyt be live as hell during events. I've pulled a few females (non-strippers) who were in there just chilling. Chances are you aren't seeing any really good looking females in whatever hood spots thats around besides the strippers.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Office was 5 a song on maybe customer appreciation night, but on the weekend

Now that 2nd location they set up in North Miami beach, they joint was always dead. Chances are its closed now.

Nope! Just the fee.

 

[feelosofer]

The problem is the population in the tri-state area is so dense that clubs will regardless of the quality of who is dancing on the pole. I'm not into that scene but I suppose like anywhere else, you are going to have to do some digging.

 

[jwonder]

Never been in any of those except The Office and it was $5 a song. Sounds like you've been paying a visitors tax. I heard Tootsie's $25 a song so no need for me to be in there.

Foxxy and secrets now the body are all I need.

Tootsies is $10 table dance and $25 VIP. So much fukkery goes in on VIP. Office is good to get drinks at during the day. It's too ghetto. The chicks are too ratchet.

 

[jwonder]

Tootsies is the Disney World of strip clubs. Go there and you're guaranteed to find at least 1 exotic bad bytch that you'll seriously contemplate saving and starting a family with (shout out to Paul George). just make sure you know a little bit of spanish because most of those hoes are cuban, dominican or columbian and have no papers and don't speak a word of english

Like someone mentioned, strip clubs aren't just a spot to go see ass and titties - they're a hangout spot in South Florida. During Dolphins games and boxing and UFC fights the entire place is packed. During the Miami Heat big 3 era the place would be packed too, especially during the playoffs and Finals.

When you think of strip clubs in most cities, you think of a dark, dingy spot filled with old creepy men, or a spot filled with hood nikkas. Down here women go to strip clubs just as much as men do. You'll see groups of 6 or 7 cute chicks walk in, get a table, order drinks and throw ones on stage or get lapdances.
They love chillin in strip clubs because
a) the music is great, the atmosphere is sexy and it's a nightclub vibe minus the pretentious nightclub crowd
b) the grub is good (all the people talkin clowning eating in strip clubs havent had wings from tooties or cocos)
c) there are bunch of bad bytches walkin around, and cute chicks love to be around other beautiful women
d) because there are so many strippers walkin around, chicks don't have to worry about dudes trying to talk to them
e) the spots are all open until 6AM...scarletts is open until 8AM. so these are the perfect places to go to after a night out and you don't feel like going home just yet

my cousin (ironically from NY) used to be one of those non-strip club goin dudes until i took him to one here...now every time he visits he makes me take him

That's what people don't understand. At Tootsies, it's literally a hang out spot. Me and the boys were there weekly. Fools rather go to a regular bar with dudes than go to strip clubs. Why not go to a strip club like tootsies?

- Half Price drinks on any drink, not just well shyt
- Sports bar in the back, bigger than a lot of sports bars
-Exotic bytches all over the place
-No admission till 8
-No tip walking
-$100 bottle specials
-Civilian women all over the place
-Gourmet food(They stole the chef from so big time restaurant)

Tootsies is the only one I can vouch for in Miami. I think the rest are either too ratchet or a money trap. Tootsies is more classy where the bytches can't beg for dollars after they are on stage. They can't harass you period there unlike the rest of the clubs in Miami.

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

NOTHING BEATS MONTREAL STRIP CLUBS BREHS

THE FINEST HOES FROM AROUND THE WORLD WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR fukk ALL



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[MarloStanTrill]

pin ups?

yup one of many cheap skrip clubs in atl (decatur) but you will get your mones worth for $5 a dance

 

[Wild self]

New York brehs,stressed from work and expensive ass rent

without a decent strip joint to blow off some steam at.

And you see why dudes in NY so thirsty.

High population don't mean shyt if they all act stank and no real relief.

 

[Wild self]

Strokers my home away from home when im in the atl..

And that strip club in front of a regular shopping center I swear that ATL ain't a place to raise a family at all.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Tootsies is $10 table dance and $25 VIP. So much fukkery goes in on VIP. Office is good to get drinks at during the day. It's too ghetto. The chicks are too ratchet.

It's too crowded and the seats be taking by mofos who aren't drinking or getting dances.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

And that strip club in front of a regular shopping center I swear that ATL ain't a place to raise a family at all.

In Miami Gardens, there is a hole in the wall named The Mint Lounge. It is behind the City Hall. It was there before the Hall, though.

 

[Wild self]

That's what people don't understand. At Tootsies, it's literally a hang out spot. Me and the boys were there weekly. Fools rather go to a regular bar with dudes than go to strip clubs. Why not go to a strip club like tootsies?

- Half Price drinks on any drink, not just well shyt
- Sports bar in the back, bigger than a lot of sports bars
-Exotic bytches all over the place
-No admission till 8
-No tip walking
-$100 bottle specials
-Civilian women all over the place
-Gourmet food(They stole the chef from so big time restaurant)

Tootsies is the only one I can vouch for in Miami. I think the rest are either too ratchet or a money trap. Tootsies is more classy where the bytches can't beg for dollars after they are on stage. They can't harass you period there unlike the rest of the clubs in Miami.

I would be there on the regular. For the food mostly, if I lived in MIA.

 

[Wild self]

In Miami Gardens, there is a hole in the wall named The Mint Lounge. It is behind the City Hall. It was there before the Hall, though.

some places have no shame.

 

[No Homo]

And that strip club in front of a regular shopping center I swear that ATL ain't a place to raise a family at all.

First time i pulled up we was like naa aint no strip club in a shopping center..then you pull in and see the amount of cars in the lot in the dead of night while everything else is closed..i love atl

In Miami Gardens, there is a hole in the wall named The Mint Lounge. It is behind the City Hall. It was there before the Hall, though.

 

[flea]

All the strippers in New York wear fitteds