Why can't I just jerk off and go to sleep?

[JAY?]

She's like why don't you just have sex with me
I'm like bytch it's after 9
I gotta wake up early in the a.m
You ain't doing shyt tomorrow but I work
She's like but you're horny
I'm like no I'm not
A nut just helps me relax so I can sleep
The process of sex is like 2 hours
I can rub 1 out in 2 minutes
Holla at me tomorrow before 9 and we could figure something out

 

[1thouwow]

 

[Michael9100]

agreed

 

[ATearInMyEye]

Who ya jerking off?

 

[JAY?]

Maybe I'm getting old

 

[platinum f1a$k]

I'm not about to read a haiku about jerking off ...

 

[yeyeye]

Sex takes 2 hours? You on viagra or some shyt?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Jack off when u have a willing p*ssy brehs

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Sex takes 2 hours? You on viagra or some shyt?

Clearly he's not on #nofap

 

[DontDoIt]

I'm like bytch it's after 9
I gotta wake up early in the a.m

 

[AquaCityBoy]

#TeamNoFap

 

[全能の神]

high key brag thread

you know damn well you aint having sex for 2 hours on a normal basis

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I'm with you breh, that shyt is annoying.

I like my girl but I'm tired after 8:00 dealing with her goddamn kids all day and I don't wanna have to service her as well.

Just let a nikka sleep.

 

[kuts]

Oooooookkkaaayyyy, deny your woman tender love and care to beat it to some virtual hoes.

Thats when you know

 

[...o3]

you 'bout to come home and find out that the p****y's been tampered with.

push your woman into the arms of tyrone, bruhs