King James Bible
"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these
things". Isaiah 45:7
Just saying.
I am by no means christian but the mental acrobats people do just to make god seem like some Superman type archetype is sickening.
"God is only good."
"The devil created all this evil."
"God created
everything"
Either god created everything or he is not all powerful. There is no way around it. If another entity can create evil and you cannot, they are equal to you, thus Zoroastrian.
God is petty and cruel. Jesus is the PR manager. "God ain't really like he was in the entire history of human existance. Trust me, I am his son."
The jews know whats up. They fear his ass. They fear him so much, they don't even expect to go to heaven when they die. They like, "So long as I am not destroyed, I did alright in this world."
BONUS CONTENT
Satan is not a rival to god. He is a direct employee of god. Every single time he tempted man in the bible, he first asked permission from God to do so. He never once acted on his own.
Furthermore, he was allegedly banished from heaven during the Eden incident but it is unconfirmed in the original texts that the serpent is Satan. It is just some slick serpent.
It turns out Satan had full access to heaven throughout the bible. On many occasions he went right into the throne room to basically place bets with God.
"Yo God, I bet that nikka not loyal."
"nikka, I blessed that hoe. He been praising me ever since."
"What is that nikka wasn't so blessed? I bet that nikka would straight piss on you son."
"Oh hell no Satan. You not gone disrespect me like that in my house. Not after I gave you this high ass paying job. nikka please."
"Dead ass, you want to bet this nikka not gonna turncoat the second the boat rock."
"Aight bytch, do what you gotta do but don't touch him or his fam."
"Say no more."
Satan is literally an undercover agent. His job is to tempt people to see if they truly loyal and he needs a search warrant to do his otherwise illegal job. God gives him the warrants.