Why did God create short people?

[Neuromancer]

I mean real question. I'm short, I'm gonna live longer than most people taller than me. But why did God make short people if women don't like us?

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troll thread.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

So they could test out sling shots for taller people

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Somebody has to be gay and an object of ridicule

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Somebody has to be gay and an object of ridicule

Catet evil as fukk

 

[Kwéyòl]

Short people live longer so there’s that

 

[NoMorePie]

You need sacrifices.

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[Vandelay]

Bulk up

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Catet evil as fukk

Im just using "coli logic"

 

[George's Dilemma]

Short people are a genetic mutation resulting from sin.

 

[It's been real]

 

[Akae Beka]

Tall people despite their advantages, has always been used as crash dummies for short people throughout history.

 

[The BasedFather]

So us tall people can make fun of you guys

 

[Mastamimd]

That lower center of gravity does wonders in certain situations (horse riding for example)

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

For entertainment. You ever notice most entertainers are short? God made them to entertain

 

[Paper Boi]

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