Why did God create short people?

[Neuromancer]

Short people are a genetic mutation resulting from sin.

Which sin?

 

[Nymbus]

God didn't make you short, Tall people did by their very existence

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Im short and i found the title funny

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

somebody has to be able to crawl around vents and shyt

 

[Robbie3000]

As a short breh, I find these height threads hilarious.

 

[Coli Bot]

Why so many short threads today

 

[TEH]

Chocolate factory employees

 

[AquaCityBoy]

But why did God make short people if women don't like us?

How tall are you?

If you're 5'8" or under, just kill yourself now.

If you're 5'9" to 5'11" just be comfortable with the fact that any woman you meet is going to cheat on you, and demand you be her beta male provider while doing so.

 

[It's been real]

somebody has to be able to crawl around vents and shyt

Breh just called #ShortGang rodents

 

[Auger]

That lower center of gravity does wonders in certain situations (horse riding for example)

Dancing, Acrobatics, Football/Soccer

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

....but what is "short"?

Short brehs do the stealth shyt while tall brehs come in like Marines and wreck shyt. Teamwork

 

[Rozay Oro]

For entertainment. You ever notice most entertainers are short? God made them to entertain

 

[Canada Goose]

I think women like tall men for "protection" god intended for humans to live in a paradise with no violence. In a paradise there would be no fighting and violence so in that setting being short wouldn't be an L.

But Adam and Eve sinned so we have imperfect humans, a dangerous, violent world where on paper tall men provide more protection than short ones...


I'm tall BTW.

 

[Exlurkernegro]

I think women like tall men for "protection" god intended for humans to live in a paradise with no violence. In a paradise there would be no fighting and violence so in that setting being short wouldn't be an L.

But Adam and Eve sinned so we have imperfect humans, a dangerous, violent world where on paper tall men provide more protection than short ones...


I'm tall BTW.

A tall talking pigeon?


Wasn't Jesus short?

 

[jj23]

Which sin?