Why did kevin mccallister give that homeless bird woman a turtle dove?

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couldnt even break her off a 50? :stopitslime: nikka was tipping the doorman with gum :comeon:
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i think all he got her was some hot chocolate
 

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is that Antonio Banderas gif popping all over the net or was it just a coli thing? cuz if we got naughty dog coming here for inspiration then what's gonna happen next :banderas:
 

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There were like 60 gifts under that pagan Christmas tree, yet all he does is take off some flabby and sick turtle dove off the tree and hands over.
You called her the bird woman and asked why he gave her birds for a present :comeon:
 

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She was happy how she lived. No need to complicate that with money or a glimpse at the comfortable life of sane people.
 

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There were like 60 gifts under that pagan Christmas tree, yet all he does is take off some flabby and sick turtle dove off the tree and hands over.

Breh that look that homeless woman did after Kevin gave her those .25 cents turtle doves, instead of a fat stack of cash, warm bed, or holiday ham.. "Kevin...what's this?" :dahell:

This woman saved this little fakkit from getting his head blown off and ass raped afterwards by 2 goons in Central Park, and she got is :flabbynsick: turtle doves from the christmas tree,

She's in the park freezing her ass off and shyt... no food

:dead: @ this thread, im using this subject for laughs at work
 
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Also that bird feed that she was probably eating she had to throw it all on marv and harry for the pigeons to attack them.

There goes her food for weeks because of Kevin McAllister and all she gets is a turtle dove

Breh that look that homeless woman did after Kevin gave her those .25 cents turtle doves, instead of a fat stack of cash, warm bed, or holiday ham.. "Kevin...what's this?" :dahell:

This woman saved this little fakkit from getting his head blown off and ass raped afterwards by 2 goons in Central Park, and she got is :flabbynsick: turtle doves from the christmas tree,

She's in the park freezing her ass off and shyt... no food

:dead: @ this thread, im using this subject for laughs at work
 

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Breh that look that homeless woman did after Kevin gave her those .25 cents turtle doves, instead of a fat stack of cash, warm bed, or holiday ham.. "Kevin...what's this?" :dahell:

This woman saved this little fakkit from getting his head blown off and ass raped afterwards by 2 goons in Central Park, and she got is :flabbynsick: turtle doves from the christmas tree,

She's in the park freezing her ass off and shyt... no food

:dead:
 
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