Why did the guy who made up the Bible decide to make Jesus a carpenter

[The Guru]

They couldn't have made him a social media manager. There were only so many jobs.

 

[daemonova]

The Bible calls him a carpenter's son …which implies that he was a carpenter or followed his father's trade … but it wasn’t absolute.

Jesus made the first bar.

 

[SpikeLee Cumbersmith]

If you have a story about 13 men, who wear tied up bathrobes, have access to lots of olive oil, and roam the desert, what excuse would you make up?

 

[BunchePark]

KAMALA, Get ya mind right and stop playing with God!




The devil is a lie and a p*ssy nikka!



The greatest challenge WE will all face is keeping God first!

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Masons were also builders and carpenters

It was an honorable job… and still is. We just call them architects now.

 

[daemonova]

Masons were also builders and carpenters

It was an honorable job… and still is. We just call them architects now.

You see Maine Cabin masters, there ain't nothing a carpenter can't do.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You see Maine Cabin masters, there ain't nothing a carpenter can't do.

No I havent seen the show


But I literally turn on Youtube vids with people building cabins, tiny homes, cars, etc.. before I go to sleep.


I agree, shyt be impressive

 

[MMS]

A fisherman nailed to the cross, doesn't hit the same way as a carpenter.
It's like being killed by your own tools.

how would they kill a fisherman to sound dramatic ? have him eaten by sharks?

how do sailors build a mast? the sharks might be the tools

Spoiler

a hidden solution in the east

Jesus on Excellence: Be good to the evildoer

www.abuaminaelias.com

Al-Sha’bi reported: Jesus the son of Mary, upon him be peace, would say, “Verily, goodness is not that you are good to the one who is good to you, for that it only a charitable recompense. Rather, goodness is that you are good to the one who is evil to you.”

Source: al-Zuhd li-Aḥmad ibn Ḥanbal 317

عَنِ الشَّعْبِيِّ قَالَ كَانَ عِيسَى ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلَامُ يَقُولُ إِنَّ الْإِحْسَانَ لَيْسَ أَنْ تُحْسِنَ إِلَى مَنْ أَحْسَنَ إِلَيْكَ إِنَّمَا تِلْكَ مُكَافَأَةٌ بِالْمَعْرُوفِ وَلَكِنَّ الْإِحْسَانَ أَنْ تُحْسِنَ إِلَى مَنْ أَسَاءَ إِلَيْكَ

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