why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate 9.

**Ducks thrown tomatoes**

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[bigmac]

because it saw the salad dressing









ehehehehehe

 

[HideoKojima]

Problem nikka?

300 bytch that's the team, fukk nikka you don't want no beef
in the field we play for keeps, OTF and GBE

 

[rocksteady]

how do you make a kleenex dance?







put a little "boogie" in it!

 

[Bay Area]

Be a popular poster and get dapped for saying anything that comes to mind brehs

 

[Aimé]

what did 0 said to 8?






































































nice belt!

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Why did my culo cross the road?

















just to dikk around....jajajajajaja

 

[beanz]

WTFFF

i love it when i sign on to the coli at 6am at work and something makes me laugh like this

Ok... what did the egg say to the boiling water?



















"Its gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick" :mjlhh:

thats a good one

 

[charmander]

Ok... what did the egg say to the boiling water?



















"Its gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick" :mjlhh:

thats a classic

 

[sanityovar8ted]

ok i got one. 2 tortilla chips were friends. one thought the other was being mean. so he said ur not being fair. the other chip said u dont know me, im nacho friend. the other chip said lets taco bout it. lmaooooooooooo. ok it sounded good in my head.

 

[Heretic]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?























































































Let’s go play on our bikes.

 

[jdubnyce]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?























































































Let’s go play on our bikes.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

This is why I can't take anyone on this board seriously lol

 

[Heretic]

The chicken and the egg were lying in bed together, smoking cigarettes. The chiken leans over to the egg and says,


































"Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

What did the dog say when he walked into the saloon?































































































































I'm looking for the man who shot my.........."paw."




















































































Ah thank you.