Why do bougie nikkas think brunch is the height of culture?

[jadillac]

I agree with OP.....



....but not gonna lie, if I lived in NYC and had a gf, going to brunch in a swanky place outside on a Sunday morning would be pretty cool.

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Orange juice and champagne mixed together

I've done my share of day drinking but folks is popping bottles at breakfast

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I wish I could find things to do that didn't involve communal eating/alcohol.
The alcohol is the main issue...Don't want to be near.

It's like every event is an excuse to drink

Welcome to America

My daughter put a lot of shyt into focus for me

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I agree with OP.....



....but not gonna lie, if I lived in NYC and had a gf, going to brunch in a swanky place outside on a Sunday morning would be pretty cool.

OP is not living your life, you are.....

If you want to brunch stunt on the gram, have at it

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

acting like eating breakfast at lunch time is some next level flex shot. "brunch self care #blackexcellence"
:magnifico:


I hate these blavity blacks.

Yes...and I hate them too!

 

[intra vires]

I was just thinking this while eating brunch this weekend.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

acting like eating breakfast at lunch time is some next level flex shot. "brunch self care #blackexcellence"
:magnifico:


I hate these blavity blacks.

never heard a nikka pontificate on brunch like that but any where i can get open bar, decent food and drunk bytches i dont have to buy drinks for for the $32+ tip sign me the fukk up.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I agree with OP.....



....but not gonna lie, if I lived in NYC and had a gf, going to brunch in a swanky place outside on a Sunday morning would be pretty cool.

im in NYC but IDGAF if i was in bessemer alabama im pulling up to brunch with my shorty

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

so this is another thing black folk shouldn’t do?

 

[MollyGalaga]

Women.

nikkas been eating waffles at IHOP, 3 in the afternoon since the dawn of time.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Folks be out here sloppy drunk at 2/3 in the afternoon on a Sunday, after just being drunk that Saturday night .

I’ve been to a brunch or two. The one in DC I went to was cool. They had all you can eat food plus the bottomless mimosas for about $40.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Funny how DC keeps popping up in this thread, cause that city is pretty much the hub of snooty negros and nouveau-riche wannabes doin too much tryin to flex, acting like they're part of some cultural wave for doing every day shyt

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Yea I been invited to quite a few of these over the past year. shyt is hilarious watching people order bottomless mimosas and things called Hercules omelettes

White people making your chicken and waffles


But can’t say I haven’t smashed at all the ones I been to. And if it’s one of those all you can eat brunches it’s on

that sounds like wu slang

 

[luciddreamer]

It's just food, the labels are made up......not that deep....

 

[Kwabena]

This title... thecoli.com y'all