I love my peoples, but one of the most ignorant things I ever witnessed played out like this:
Cousin: "I want stew peas, but no rice, cause I don't want those cabs"
Dutty Gal:
"I dont sell stew peas alone, it comes with rice"
Cousin: 
"That's cool, I'll pay the same price, I don't want no rice"
Dutty Gal: 
"yuh deaf, we dont sell stew peas without rice"
Cousin:
"I hear you, I don't want any rice as I won't be eating, so give me just the stew peas and I'LL PAY THE SAME MONEY"
Dutty Gal: 
"We nuh sell stew peas suh"
Cousin
"Give me how you sell it"
Cousin now gets the stew peas with the rice, proceeds to go to the garbage bin and scrapes the rice in there

Dutty Gal "Aye stinking bwoy, how you a waste my food, you take this for a joke"
Cousin
" I paid for it and I told you I don't want any rice"
Dutty Gal proceeds to get the machette, my cousin is like


The food was fire tho