Why do military dudes swear they're fukking cool? Oh and don't get me started on the broads

[blackzeus]

Just because you're cool in fuvking Thailand doesn't mean you're cool here in America u marine fakkit. I go to bars pretty regularly and the number one thing I notice is how these military dudes would get fukking hammered and start being just so fukking annoying. No one gives a fukk that you're in the military. Pounding on the table and screaming HOO-RA! Isn't going to get u laid. Especially here in miami. No one gives a shyt u musty onion smelling faq. Next military clown I see at the bar fukkkng being loud and obnoxious I'm putting two cotdamn bullets in them. Oh and the chicks swear they can beat a man up if he a civilian. Like bytch u lock me alone in a room and I hand u a knife, I will still kill you with my bare hands. These hoes swear they shyt don't stink like they don't need a man. fukk u hoe you still could get manhandled

Didn't Gucci beat up a military cat? They got nothin' else goin' for them breh, let them live And where you barhop at in Miami? I ain't never seen no marines/army cats down in Miami I know there's a base in Homestead, but they usually never come up to the 305.

 

[flea]

Armed Forces Network.

Do they show the real deal shyt that goes on? Like guys getting wrapped in duct tape with only their butthole cut out while guys try sticking broom sticks in their ass? Oh I've heard stories about the vile shyt that goes on in the military

 

[Maddmike]

This happened to me. Got married at 21. Was divorced before my first deployment 2 years later.

But that's why we do it. That fear of having to start over. But then I learned that it's ok to start over and started fukkin all kinds of bytches. Even fukked a few Officer wives.

I waited to get married myself, but I fell into alcoholism something serious. I got a handle on it now but I see it too often.
I try to talk to the young nikkas and take them under my wing.

 

[RAX 010]

I came from the streets so when i was in the army i was pretty laid back

but i did notice alot of cats try to "turn up" but wasnt about that action before

all in all you just have to charge it to the game

I AM MY BROTHERS KEEPER

 

[flea]

Didn't Gucci beat up a military cat? They got nothin' else goin' for them breh, let them live And where you barhop at in Miami? I ain't never seen no marines/army cats down in Miami I know there's a base in Homestead, but they usually never come up to the 305.

I usually see military dudes in coral gables. I always wonder where the fukk they come from

 

[blackzeus]

I usually see military dudes in coral gables. I always wonder where the fukk they come from

I never make it that far south, except for one time where I crashed at this U of M chick's house. I've done Cocowalk plenty of times, and even there I don't see military dudes. But yeah, you cross S Dixie Hwy over by Cutler Bay and its a whole 'nother world I figured you were kickin' it down by Lakes by the Bay/Cutler Bay

 

[flea]

By the time they reach 21, most dudes are alcoholics at that point. Breh, military life breeds alcoholism.
First, dudes wife chicks up quick because they move and fear they won't see the chick again. Then it turns out this dumb bytch really wasn't the one, because they didn't get the chance to date. Turns out the chick was a whore and now they get deployed and while you paying service to America, your wife is servicing the barracks. Add that to the fact they are 3,000 miles away and can't do shyt about it. I see it all the time breh.

Just have a little understanding about military dudes breh. Alot of them are kids that get tricked into joining when they are at a real confusing time in thier life.


Not that I am advocating being a fakkit tho

Let me ask u, when you were in there, were there ANY chicks in there who had boyfriends NOT in the military that remained loyal to them? Or are chicks in the military usually getting smutted out

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I usually see military dudes in coral gables. I always wonder where the fukk they come from

They out there

That's where the MEPS is I think. Then there's a lot of recruiting stations all over Miami

The base in Homestead is a Airforce Reserve base.... Pretty chill.

In fact, most of the Airforce is chill as fukk. You never hear about them getting into shyt

 

[NSSVO]

AFN? Wtf is that?

We got our own television network that plays their own commercials. They let us know everyday who we lost in the war.

 

[Maddmike]

Believe it or not, there are slim pickings for dudes in military towns.


And because usually bases are in shytty areas in the middle of no where, there's a lot of dudes marrying local hoes, chicks marrying so they don't have to work, chicks letting themselves go once married, etc.


Unless you are stationed in a big city like San Diego, Chicago, Virginia, etc., you gonna have a few issues getting a quality ass wife... Unless you get an Asian chick. But they not always loyal neither

This...Also they move to these towns and marry some chick who they have no idea whose circle of friends are. These chicks been getting ran through in that area they whole life. They just not gone up and stop fukking dudes they been with since middle school.

 

[Maddmike]

Let me ask u, when you were in there, were there ANY chicks in there who had boyfriends NOT in the military that remained loyal to them? Or are chicks in the military usually getting smutted out

I've seen it both was breh...it's really 50/50. I've seen a chick fukk another dude at her house party while her husband was downstairs. Everybody knew it too. Uncomfortable as hell

Edit
I rarely see military chicks with civilian boyfriends tho...

But at lax deployment spots and korea, them chick do be fukkin

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This...Also they move to these towns and marry some chick who they have no idea whose circle of friends are. These chicks been getting ran through in that area they whole life. They just not gone up and stop fukking dudes they been with since middle school.

Yea man, my brother was stationed in Camp Lejune (sp?) it was just like that. He called female marines "walking mattresses"...


I been stationed in Pensacola, San Diego (GOAT military town to me), and Hawaii. shyt, even Roy Jones was digging out some of the badder female marines in Pensacola. He was always hooping at one of the bases


Hawaii/Pensacola sucks dikk. I hate military towns. Main reason I've stayed single throughout my entire tour. You got bytches cycling through military nikkas, knowing nikkas you work with and shyt, knowing how much money you make, comparing, always having to compete with other nikkas, and to top it off some of the good local chicks won't fukk with you because you're military, or they baby daddy ran out, military nikkas reputation, etc.

 

[Regine Hunter]

well here in Canada, all the military got some discretion shyt going on.
find out one of your nikkas is in the navy or armed forces, everyone's like

 

[Shogun]

As a rule...the more someone talks about their time in service...the less they did. That dude pounding the table at the bar yelling "HOORAH" was probably a mailman.

So...I agree with OP

 

[flea]

well here in Canada, all the military got some discretion shyt going on.
find out one of your nikkas is in the navy or armed forces, everyone's like

Canada has a military? Are those the dudes that dress like ranger smith off yogi bear?