Why do military dudes swear they're fukking cool? Oh and don't get me started on the broads

[blackzeus]

As a rule...the more someone talks about their time in service...the less they did. That dude pounding the table at the bar yelling "HOORAH" was probably a mailman.

So...I agree with OP

Exactly, most of the soldiers in the field wanna forget that sh*t ever happened and have recurring nightmares and sh*t. One of the chicks at my mother's church has a man in the Navy, and you have to dig real hard to get him to talk about it, he'd rather talk about the Bulls and classic R&B and jazz. It's weird how people are like that

 

[Maddmike]

Canada has a military? Are those the dudes that dress like ranger smith off yogi bear?

 

[kermit da hustla]

They're cool in their respective circles so....

Nonetheless, since they fight for my rights, they get my respect despite some carrying that elitist shyt too far.

going over to iraq and killing thousands of iraqis did what for your rights, exactly? or afghanistan? for the most part, military cats are people who couldn't achieve at anything else. most of the marines, etc. i've met are not very intelligent. they're low iq meat heads, essentially, and that's why the military recruited them. they're useful fodder for wars. they come back to the states, get their tuition paid and let some other sucker take their spot.

i have family in the marines. and as much as i love them, i don't respect their service.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Just because you're cool in fuvking Thailand doesn't mean you're cool here in America u marine fakkit. I go to bars pretty regularly and the number one thing I notice is how these military dudes would get fukking hammered and start being just so fukking annoying. No one gives a fukk that you're in the military. Pounding on the table and screaming HOO-RA! Isn't going to get u laid. Especially here in miami. No one gives a shyt u musty onion smelling faq. Next military clown I see at the bar fukkkng being loud and obnoxious I'm putting two cotdamn bullets in them. Oh and the chicks swear they can beat a man up if he a civilian. Like bytch u lock me alone in a room and I hand u a knife, I will still kill you with my bare hands. These hoes swear they shyt don't stink like they don't need a man. fukk u hoe you still could get manhandled

LMFAOOOOOOOO.......i feel you breh

that "cool" military shyt doesnt pop off here in NY because no one gives a fukk about them dudes.

 

[TheNig]

Do they show the real deal shyt that goes on? Like guys getting wrapped in duct tape with only their butthole cut out while guys try sticking broom sticks in their ass? Oh I've heard stories about the vile shyt that goes on in the military

AFN is like cable for military overseas bruh. That's all.

 

[TheNig]

going over to iraq and killing thousands of iraqis did what for your rights, exactly? or afghanistan? for the most part, military cats are people who couldn't achieve at anything else. most of the marines, etc. i've met are not very intelligent. they're low iq meat heads, essentially, and that's why the military recruited them. they're useful fodder for wars. they come back to the states, get their tuition paid and let some other sucker take their spot.

i have family in the marines. and as much as i love them, i don't respect their service.

Eh.... when I wasn't deployed my ass was in school. I'll be a dentist in January/February.

I didn't join to defend my country or no shyt like that. I joined becuz I wanted to get out of the ghetto and I didn't want to go to school right away.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i hate seeing army ass nikkas walk around in uniform in 95 degree weather just for looks....if you aint going to war take that bullshyt off..unless you insist on sweating to death.

 

[Ain't That Something]

I was always a low key nikka while I was in. The dudes I chilled with were low key too. Didn't really fukk with too many military hoes. As a matter fact in 9 years of service I only fukked 4 military bytches. My ex - wife and two other chicks. My other bytches were all civilians.

breh military nikkas is just like regular nikkas, most ain't trained killers. It's a regular 9-5. Unless you spec ops

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

that mostly goes to Marine and Army dudes

 

[TheNig]

As a rule...the more someone talks about their time in service...the less they did. That dude pounding the table at the bar yelling "HOORAH" was probably a mailman.

So...I agree with OP

This....


Unless I'm asked, I don't really talk about my deployments. Only time I voluntarily talk about that is with other military people.

And some of "toughest" dudes have never even sniffed a forward deployment.

 

[flea]

i hate seeing army ass nikkas walk around in uniform in 95 degree weather just for looks....if you aint going to war take that bullshyt off..unless you insist on sweating to death.

Wait, wearing that shyt in public isn't mandatory?

 

[Gains]

What I wanna know is why it seems these military guys always wife up the neighborhood/town whore.

they knocked their asses up in high school

thats why they joined the service in the first palce

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Wait, wearing that shyt in public isn't mandatory?

i have no idea..but i assumed if you're not actively fighting, theres no reason to have it on...i could be mistaken, but my life is so far removed from armed services, i wouldnt know in the first place.

im not wearing that shyt in no 90 degree weather just to walk around and get dap from old men

 

[re'up]

I just want to know, when I see dudes in full whites or full uniform, whatever, walking around downtown San Diego on a Friday night, do they have to wear that? If not, that shyt is indefensible. I used to tell my boy id give him $300 to wear his Dads old navy whites to the club.

 

[tmonster]

They're cool in their respective circles so....

Nonetheless, since they fight for my rights, they get my respect despite some carrying that elitist shyt too far.