God is real.
We do believe.
For all you other mfers that think your just some accident that squirted out of your moms snatch, if, that makes you feel you're of higher intellect than us ...go for it
For all you mfers whom require actual scientific proof or evidence like a footprint, or some worldstar video footage, or a fossil, or a huge hand waving at you from the sky....think about it like this: PROVE you love your mother. (Didn't think you could) PROVE I won't smack the shyt out of you. (Still waiting for "proof")
So again... Trying to make us question our faith in God by a series of clever attempts at pointing out perceived inconsistencies of the Bible, or pictures of astronomy as if these things PROVE God isn't real

will be a waste of your time and energy.
And don't forget, despite your insults and condescending remarks about our creator we still want you to join us...
... And he ain mad at ya , you know not what you do