Stop acting like a teenage girl. You got to shyt then shyt. I shyts wherever B im not holdin nothin in for nobody. I done went over a chick house for the first time a dropped a sweaty load in the middle of a fish fry.
At my job it's connected with the hotel so whenever I gotta go we have employee bathrooms that's separate from the public bathroom. On the second floor there's an official restroom that today I dropped a load in for the first time. Shyt was might comfy.
I swear the coli is like a reflection of my life some days, cause just today this middle aged white coworker walked in the mens room right behind me, hopped in the next stall, and straight set it off like he was playing battleshyts. Me, I'm trying my best to contain my expulsions, but this mofo was even after every torpedo. .
i have to admit if i'm taking a dump in a stall and somebody else enters the bathroom, i try my best to let it out as quietly as possible. on occasion an accidental fart will ring out and then i'm like
nobody has ever said anything to me but i always feel like i'm gonna exit the stall and see a bunch people going
If I have to go I don't care I'll go. What I hate is when there's someone in the other stall and they don't move or make a noise and just wait for you to finish even if they got there first
fukk that. I hate shytting in public restrooms in the first place. Anyone who grew up in a bad area knows the bathroom was the most dangerous place to get caught slipping back in school.
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