Why Do People Still Pretend to Have Phone Issues in 2019

™BlackPearl The Empress™

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Sometimes my texts lag, someone will ask me a question and be waiting on an answer and I'm like what did you ask? Then I'll get a flood of messages that I didn't see earlier at like 3 AM or something. That was happening on sprint and ATT on Idevice and Android. It's not constant but it happens.

Breh says it happens all day everyday. I ain't buying it.
 
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If I'm not in the mood for talking to someone, they're blocked until I feel like speaking to them. Saves me the time to think up some transparent excuse for getting off the phone. :mjgrin:
 

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pigeons use phones?

pigeon-cell-phone.jpg


Issa carrier pigeon.

:leon:
 

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He tried. Breh hit us up and then had "phone issues" but now wants us to drive 30 minute to come see him because "things don't work out sometimes, it's not a big deal. Friends are understanding." . He gave me this long speech about the phone being fukked up and him telling me the phone was fukked up regarding receiving text and incoming calls and how I should understand.

:jbhmm:

So I hit him with a simple question that kills his whole BS lie.

"So you couldn't make an out going call?"

Breh hit the :skip: on the phone. I continued:

Me: So you hit us up knowing you had phone issues and even though you were on the middle of a conversation to make arrangements you didn't make a phone call that you could have made?"

Him: Well I was in the middle of helping my friend clean I couldn't just get on the phone

Me: Oh so you blew us off for something more important?

Him: :skip:

Me: It's cool.:hubie: But we ain't driving 30 minutes no where.

Him: :skip:

You kept your foot on homey's neck & didn't let that ride :dead:

He needs to be more creative with his excuse. Breh acting like he has a Nextel from 2000
 

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i remember i told this bytch my basement flooded and messed up all my phone service :deadmanny:
 

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got a new one on deck....

i installed a telemarketer blocking app and for some reason your call must've gotten caught in the mix!

basically a rehashing of the classic "i found your email in my spam folder!!!"
 

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I got Verizon and a Pixel 3 XL and I still using them excuses when I be dodging wifey calls. :mjgrin:

Babe: "I know you seen my, call and text." :usure:

Me: "I was in a tunnel babe, phone didn't alert me." :mjgrin:

Babe: "Nikka ain't no tunnels in South Carolina." :wtb:
Me: :lupe:
 

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You kept your foot on homey's neck & didn't let that ride :dead:

He needs to be more creative with his excuse. Breh acting like he has a Nextel from 2000

I would have let it rock but breh called me twice trying to shame me about being understanding. He wasn't ready for the 'blow us off' line. Completely told on himself. :funny:
 
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