Why do we drink cow milk instead of monkey milk?
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An ashy lil fap hand
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i drink monkey milkshakes
Yeah. Milking monkeys would be tough.
Cows are likely the most efficient milk makers. That's prolly why they use them.
Cows are likely the most efficient milk makers. That's prolly why they use them.
MikeyC
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Miles Davis
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I ain’t drinking no milk breh
Get your neck broke for trying to milk a monkey brehs
Monkey’ll knock the shyt outta yo ass when you try to milk it
Get your neck broke for trying to milk a monkey brehs
how much milk do we really need though? I feel like the reward of milking a monkey would mean more than having "a lot" of milk.
I can see it now. Walking out the the stables, and pulling up a stool. Tilting my straw hat back and picking the monkey of the day. Sitting outside and tenderly milking as my brow glistens. Her teats get sore and I say "That's enough for today, ol' girl.". Toss her a banana and lock up the stable. Iand start walking back towards the house but i do a quick
as I sneak a slurp from the bucket. Yum! Now's that's good monkey milk.
An ashy lil fap hand
Banned
I ain’t drinking no milk breh
Monkey’ll knock the shyt outta yo ass when you try to milk it
Get your neck broke for trying to milk a monkey brehs
i think it will work if you have the monkey in a comfortable setting. Like if I put on enya or something. Maybe light a incense.
We drinking hazelnut and almond milk over here playboy....
GreenGrass
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where does one buy monkey milk from? we on almond milk .. or coconut milk.. dairy, we hardly knew ya!
An ashy lil fap hand
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we a movement
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There was a push in the 80’s, but the batch of monkeys they used had aids . So hopefully that answers two questions
