An ashy lil fap hand
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Genetically, it makes sense.
Why do we drink cow milk instead of monkey milk?
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Genetically, it makes sense.
hu3ypdadon
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What a genius question bruh
Dorian Breh
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An ashy lil fap hand
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Somebody has to ask the hard stuffWhat a genius question bruh
An ashy lil fap hand
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monkey's are strong af. it would seem to make sense to give to humans. we could develop new powers/abilities.
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An ashy lil fap hand
Banned
That has nothing to do with the fact people are missing out on this precious, precious monkey milk. I mean, in 2018, surely there is a way to rig them up and get their milk.
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
Probably because the cows let themselves
Or that they provide more MILK!
Edit: Upon further research I found out that cow descendants were bred out and went extinct in the 17th century. They were bred to be more docile.
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Or that they provide more MILK!
Edit: Upon further research I found out that cow descendants were bred out and went extinct in the 17th century. They were bred to be more docile.
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An ashy lil fap hand
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Probably because the cows let themselves
Or that they provide more MILK!
how much milk do we really need though? I feel like the reward of milking a monkey would mean more than having "a lot" of milk.I can see it now. Walking out the the stables, and pulling up a stool. Tilting my straw hat back and picking the monkey of the day. Sitting outside and tenderly milking as my brow glistens. Her teats get sore and I say "That's enough for today, ol' girl.". Toss her a banana and lock up the stable. I
and start walking back towards the house but i do a quick 
as I sneak a slurp from the bucket. Yum! Now's that's good monkey milk.
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
I can see it now. Walking out the the stables, and pulling up a stool. Tilting my straw hat back and picking the monkey of the day. Sitting outside and tenderly milking as my brown glistens. Her teats get sore and I say "That's enough for today, ol' girl.". Toss her a banana and lock up the stable. I
An ashy lil fap hand
Banned
You sound scared?
Ain't nothing to it but to strap on those milking gloves and give her a go. It's called a sacrifice.
ndthentherewasx
El Capitan
You sound scared?
Ain't nothing to it but to strap on those milking gloves and give her a go. It's called a sacrifice.
I couldn't deal with that
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