Why do we drink cow milk instead of monkey milk?

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I switched this morning.. Coffee was like .

Lips were looking like .

But kneegrow has a point.. .


shyt tasted like .


I'm feeling like .

 

[Blackrogue]

That awkward moment when you milk the monkey and get a good yield. But realize too late it was male


Milk the monkey does sound like a way to describe fapping

 

[The Singularity]

If you ain't drinking giraffe milk in 2018 you lost

Anyone not drinking giraffe milk should just log off y'all are worthless.

 

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Stomach feeling like

 

[patscorpio]

shyt why do we drink milk instead of semen. I mean that would be more plausible, no? its free and there’s endless supply. doesn’t require much work either

dameref

• patscorpio
• Apr 11, 2017

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Leave the weed alone my nikka

 

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You can't get ebola if the animal died honoably. Keep it real, breh.


How hard can it possibly be to catch a monkey?

There is probably an app. we don't need to "domesticate" them either. It doesn't matter if they have citizenship lol. we just need to explain to them. surely, this would make more sense and save pennies on and off the dollar. as opposed to cows.

as for infection and taste, well, see above. all of that depends on if they have true warrior spirits and die peaceful/honorable deaths.

 

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To my knowledge we are the only species that drinks another's milk in the first place. It probably has to do with disease and the fact we eat cows also lol.

Cats do!

 

[hayesc0]

Cats do!

Yep that's a great point.

 

[Kairi Irving]

 

[SAINT]

shyt let’s go deeper: why don’t we have sex with monkeys instead. Think about it it is plausible

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Try walking up to a chimp (no weapons) and milking it .

Post that shyt on YouTube.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

There was a push in the 80’s, but the batch of monkeys they used had aids . So hopefully that answers two questions

Aids started as part of a balanced breakfast?