why does America feel the need to put Bacon in everything?

[Cat piss martini]

I aint ate swine in over 15 years
but that bacon is the jolly rancher candy of meats!
everytime i smell them shyts i sweat
and excuse myself from tables before i relapse.

 

[Wildhundreds]

I can't fukk with the slimy crustaceans. I'm talking clams, mussels and oysters

I mean restaurants actually take sea scavengers, the bottom feeders like crabs and shrimp, and charge top dollar for it.

Then people actually think they're eating good.

But to the OP, i do notice americans are obsessed with bacon.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Canadians, too.

 

[zayk35]

Dump on swine but the clam is the roach of the sea.

Lobsters crabs shrimps all those shyts remind me of roaches too....used to be poor ppl food also....

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

SWINE!

 

[FlimFlam]

Bacon is fukking disgusting to me...that shyt has a pungent stench that cuts through the room when u cook it ...all that goddamn grease, jesus

I can do pepperoni n certain sausages but im not a pork man

That cuban fried pork wit the mojo is da shyt though. Outside of that pizza n a sandwich im not touching that shyt

 

[mortuus est]

But America loves bacon because white flesh and swine are very similar, so it's like tasting their own essence without resorting to cannibalism.

reported

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I swear it's just a case of white people doing what they always do and taking shyt too far. Bacon is fine every now and then but the shyt these fools be coming up with :guccby:.

 

[Shadow]

People seem to think everybody loves pork.

 

[IVS]

I always wondered. Just bacon everything yuck.

But I will say turkey bacon is the shyt. Esp if you just bake it. Yummy

 

[Goombreh]

Trying to kill people off by giving them cancer. Too many people not enough resources. This is called the long plan.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Lets keep this going.......

Why do people dip every damn thing in ranch? Pizza, wings etc. What's the point of getting hot wings if you're gonna make them shyts bland and disgusting.

Wtf about sour cream in a taco or burrito? fukk that, add some El Yucateco habanero hot sauce or something

 

[JQ Legend]

You simple minded vessel of flesh. You presume to know me. You know nothing.

I'ma start calling people simple minded vessels of flesh

And swine

 

[Strapped]

I made a bacon wrapped 3 cheese chicken sausage dirty dog last night for din din

I know you like da sausage but the cheese

 

[Wild self]

I like thick cut turkey bacon.

But America loves bacon because white flesh and swine are very similar, so it's like tasting their own essence without resorting to cannibalism.