Why Don't We Nuke the Moon?

[ThaRealness]

The moon is so nice it provides us with with everything we take for granted in everyday life.

A stable orbit, predictable gravitation, and weather patterns

Leave breh alone please!!!!

Wont anyone think of the moon!!!!

The moon is a woman breh.. She a femme fatale type - beautiful, seductive, mystical and untrustworthy

 

[notPsychosiz]

 

[Trece]

Bad move breh.. first off we would get whole cities wiped out from falling chunks of moon that fell through our atmosphere after being blown up....the remaining pieces of moon would probably make a little ring around the earth like saturn but those would probably take out our cell phone satellites and mess with our reception. The ocean would get calm like a lake but a mess of fish would die and kill off the whole planet eventually. Also the orbit would probably get messed up as the moon keeps is from wobbling.. if we hit a different orbit (way more eliptical) we could have a little mini ice age on our hands

Leave the moon alone brehs

 

[ORDER_66]

Go ahead and potentially destroy the moon and have it exert an unnatural gravitational push on the earth's oceans brehs....

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Nuclear weapons being shot out into the atmosphere on often unreliable rockets scares the hell out of people.


Just saying.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Nuclear weapons being shot out into the atmosphere on often unreliable rockets scares the hell out of people.


Just saying.

No pain, no gain...

 

[The American]

So HL is about that cringey cac humor life now

Yo dude, like, nuking the moon is a thing. Don't be a cuck. Top kek. Can confirm.

 

[ThaRealness]

So HL is about that cringey cac humor life now

Yo dude, like, nuking the moon is a thing. Don't be a cuck. Top kek. Can confirm.

Nah you missed the joke.. its topical, given the frustration and hostility throughout our country right now

 

[Brown_Pride]

The moon knew about Benghazi is all i'm sayin...

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

The moon knew about Benghazi is all i'm sayin...

Then why does it live?

 

[mbewane]

Without the moon there wouldn't have been no Black Moon breh

Let the moon cook

 

[StatUS]

Nuclear disarmament by sending them all into space

 

[dennis roadman]

Study: Full moon can trigger big earthquakes

Fight back

 

[RAX 010]

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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